It was a short and sweet trip to Port Elizabeth. We went in, we got fucked, and we came out. Pretty simple and a highly memorable trip indeed. The one good thing coming out of our fantastic performance is that Dildo’s returned to India and I am pretty sure that’s the last we have seen [...]
It’s very early in the morning here. Couldn’t sleep well the whole night. We are missing a few members of our family who have gone back home. It’s always painful to see some of your own being culled and I am not in any mood for humour.
But, I am in a very respectful mood. [...]
Our big match today. The team isn’t finalized yet, but we are unleashing a new weapon for Big Mac. You’ll know when u see it. Bhookha Naan has come out with the best strategy of all. We won’t have a batting line up. Anyone should be prepared to walk in at any point in [...]
I am back guys! Things have been pretty tight lately. There’s been a crackdown. Every player is looking over his shoulder. Nobody knows who I am. But I exist, right within them, right next to them. Every breath they take, every move they make. I am watching! And they know it. And they are scared. [...]
Alright, the last blog was experimental. Me relaying the info to bro, who uses all his creative skills at hand to post it. Looks like it turned out quite crappy, as expected. So, its back to the painful ol’ days of keying it all in.
Been watching a fair bit of today’s game. And boy, now [...]
(Passing news from the Bubbles camp. Please sing to the tune of Bunty Aur Babli)
Are u ready, sit down,Let me tell you a lil story,’bout 2 cool cats,yeah, BubLee aur Babli,comin’ at an angle,that they hotter than the rest,when ya look at them,them do pass the test.
them do pass the test
Don’ t look back,He’ s [...]
The best thing about being part of this team is that it’s never short of any excitement. News is that the team management and the Phoren Babas think that Lordie is Fake IPL. Apparently, he was called into the CEO’s room where Dildo, Coachie, and Skipper, politely asked him about it. But, they forget that [...]
Finally some good weather. Team is upbeat after y’day’s win. Lordie seemed very focused during training. He actually ran, and almost as fast as he did yesterday after taking the wicket! Little John skipped as it was optional training. I can understand it, he is after all a fast bowler and he def needed [...]
Players luv the blog. Y’day, after the match each & every player read it, incl yours truly . Apparently, players of all teams are reading it. Appam Chutiya’s name is now cast in stone as his own players are also calling him that. Haha. This is fun. Btw, most players in my team think [...]
In Cape Town. Laptops hv bn banned. I’net removed fm rooms. But posts wl continue thru SMS, relayed by my bro in India. Tc
