Our big match today. The team isn’t finalized yet, but we are unleashing a new weapon for Big Mac. You’ll know when u see it. Bhookha Naan has come out with the best strategy of all. We won’t have a batting line up. Anyone should be prepared to walk in at any point in time. I am guessing, even Little John will have his crotch guard and helmet on right from the first ball itself.
Durban was where all the action was last night. What else do u expect with the 2 Big Bs in the same city – the Bubblies and the Bevdaas. 330, that’s the name of the night club at Point Road Durban where the party shifted after the match. All the usual suspects were there. Bevdaa was there under the watchful eyes of Peter Ka Beta. They weren’t exactly in high spirits. Neither would you if you’d just had a cork opener stuck in yous ass by your boss, reminding you that every run you scored so far has cost him $250,000. The bubblies were celebrating Patiala style, Prince had his hands full and the pack gawked around awkwardly. RVR Sing, who seems to have got silicon implants between seasons, was showing off his twin sisters wearing a thin, tight t-shirt. Would somebody please tell him that men’s tits aren’t exactly considered sexy? And Appam was as usual busy making a fool of himself. He almost got his ass kicked last night. Appam has this uncanny ability to piss off anyone who’s unfortunate enough to come within 2 kms of him. Even God must have been really pissed with him to make him look like this. And he got too close for comfort to Peter Ka Beta. The Prince had to pull him away and was heard saying, “Saale. Kiss-se panga le raha hai? Agar yeh thappad maarega naa toh rone laayak bhi nahin rahega”. Unfortunately, better sense prevailed and Appam wasn’t seen near PKB for the rest of the evening.
Btw, I read some comments and I hate to disappoint you. Little John is indeed scoring and I am not exactly talking about his performance with the bat here. So all you guys out there who can’t get chicks coz the way you look, think of a career change seriously.
P.S Word has it that with dropping TRPs, Sandy’s hemlines been going up. True?
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where is your update after the KKR loss to Mumbai? dude have you been caught?
This is awsome…keep it up
Whoever you are, please continue writing this blog. It spices up the extremely boring season 2 of the IPL.
Love the names you’ve coined.Looking forward to your next post..
The title Megalomaniac fitted best to SRK. He has lost all respect the day he quoted bout S.Gavaskar .. “If he is so interested bout T20 cricket let him buy a team.” He has taken the bitter pill himself now. His marketing strategies does not work here to win which he applies to fool people to make his bogus and idiotic movies HIT these days. Same time Mr Genius SRK followed the same theory of Gora Chaploosy which the BCCI did earlier by getting Mr Greg Chappel as Indian team Coach. Chappell ruined the moral of Indian cricket team totally and earned millions. It is proven as sooner after his departure slowly and steadily Indian cricket has come up to a great level under M S Dhony. Buchanann is doing the same. He wont have any personal feeling of loss after KKR team gets morally shattered. He will go home with his pocket overloaded with loads of money which SRK earned again by fooling the public. High time SRK learns now and takes some action. Wont be surprised if SRK tries to sell-off KKR team after this year IPL. In fact he wont be at loss as he has earned back but the KKR team moral will be totally shattered. It is such a shame that two team members are send back in between a tournament. My wishes to all cricketers who unfortunately are playing under team owners who understand nothing about cricket and morality.
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good…..but little bit boring..make sure that here onwards atleast some fresh stuff will b included in ur write ups. because there is long way to go for ipl 2
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Kolkotta night riders , night mares continues . Despite all the ‘ego’ and ‘controversies’ they seems to be proud by finishing last. The entire team looks like fancy stuff rather than cricket one. Thanks to rukh rukh khan’s innovative marketing stratergy. He (rukh rukh khan ) ran away just like a trapped mouse and now a days dancing in marriage parties to earn his bread and butter. So pathetic!!.
The problem started for kolkotta night mares when shit khan purchased it over a year ago. Stuck by his ‘ego’ and overconfidence he made the team look like bollywood masala film .The persons he hired despite talented , failed to make the statements , thanks to booka naans ‘high tech’ gadgets and electricuted mind. He lost it completly.The sight of wrinkle faced shahrukh khan in the vip gallery looks so sick than their performance.
I think he (shit khan ) completly taken by surprise in this leaugue , where his plans were to have full time career in IPL(indian philm league may be). The talented gangully deserved captaincy as he is playing well in the league and also the last year.
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Why dont we understand that the Blame game should stopppppp!!!!
KKR fans, understand the basic truth…
KKR HAS NO BOWLING LINEUP TO EVEN COMPETE IN IPL (except Ishant)
Even if KKR scores 200+, they will loose for sure…
SRK plzzzz focus on the team, we live with lot of hopes like u do.
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But why only about KKR?
Say something about others also.
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