Landed in Durban. A 2-hour flight, made shorter by the quick nap I took and some excitement just as we had started to descend. Our main spinner has been seen getting quite cosy with the new establishment. The spinner was also there at Opium last night celebrating our defeat. If you think of it, most of the guys there were from the defeated teams.
One of the Lordie’s boys (a batsman) commented on the spinner saying that he should get some sleep on the flight coz he hasn’t slept since he came to SA (apparently). To which the spinner responded saying “At least I don’t go to sleep while batting or bowling”. It was as bad as bowling a beamer. Lordie’s boy reacted just as any batsman would and was ready to get up from his seat and confront the spinner. Lordie had to intervene, said something to the boy and pacified him. I was sooo looking forward to an altercation. Would have added so much more spice to this post.
Lordie has been conducting himself really well. I must say. He has swallowed his pride, is being very cordial to the new establishment, even offers tips to the new skipper (which the skipper puts in the trash can anyway). On the whole, I am getting quite fond of Lordie as well as the new skipper. Both are nice blokes. But I just don’t like the Coach and his entourage. They hang out together, almost like its’ a Us vs Them. They are all the time talking amongst themselves, in a low pitch so no one can hear. We are quite suspitious of the lot.
Our back up keeper tells me that Badshah Dildo called up Coachie in the morning and told him what he thinks of our performance yesterday. Not that it was needed coz we could all see how we have performed. I think his patience is going to run thin this time round. Coach hasn’t spoken to anyone since last night’s defeat. He was on his laptop the entire time that I have seen him today. I think he wants to send his laptop in to bat in the next time, given the amount of time he spends with it. May be if he spent half that time with us players, we may win a match or two.
By the way, it’s raining in Durban as well. I hope it rains tomorrow and the match’s called off. At least we’ll get a point. I don’t see any other way out for us.
Will update you once we have our team meeting later today. Till then, adios!
O boy!Whoever you are, you rock! Please keep your posts coming. Many of us are eagerly waiting for it.
I don’t know if u get to play the IPL or not..but yr playing the blog world very well…and soon you will have a masisve fan following as some of us are already yr fans..and the word spreads fast. keep writing. Cheers Eve
Hi Chandan and Eve. Thanks for your generous words. I couldn’t build much of a fan base playing cricket. So, this is my best chance
And I plan to write a book about my IPL experience some day. All this stuff is fodder for the same. Keep checking in and keep giving your inputs on what kind of stuff you want to know about. I will report on the same.
Hey , Thanks for the updates !Be safe, dont get caught
Also, you can try out , huge ipl fan base there. great interaction tool. Have fun !
Hi!Your blog is terrific. Us Indian Fans have been discussing this terrific blog on our indiancricketfans.com site – – Don’t get caught!
Getting caught with an intelligent act like this is a great credit in the world of cricket. Most cricketers can’t speak to save their lives. So, you are among the 1% of cricketers, in any case. guessing who you are is not a big task either….if not already done by most of us here
Looking forward to more…..M.
i just came across this blog and spread the word about it
now we’re discussing it.. keep posting !! we dont care who u r, but ur an excellent writer.. in the meantime im trying to increase your fanbase.. 
Cheers.
Hi again. You should write about what catches yr fancy..i think it’s the Eye that is more interesting than the words…:). btw, i checked out the link someone posted about you..hahahaha..and i read the discussions by indian cricket fans…speculating yr identity..if u havn’t checked it out then you MUST..it adds cherry to your blog. also you are dropping too many hints. a typical serial killer behaviour..(probably you will continue being a mole even after IPL is over..;)..)so i am assuming that subconsciously you want ppl to catch you…lol. would be a shame though. Cheers again Eve
Great stuff! Looking forward to more inside scoop!
well i guess we Indians love masala (if you dont believe me, watch our serials and movies) and now the blogosphere has started buzzing about you and your work, its excellent that u avoid taking names and creating drama and yet skillfully describe the events and people concerned. Hell, im a proud Bengali and a HUGE fan of the Lord, just like every other fan i was extremely disappointed after the first match.. and as predicted all the Calcutta people got out on the roads and solved all the teams problems..We await your next post
Awesome writing, my man. I don’t read many blogs but you have a wicked sense of humour. Total Respect.
Keep it going. Its gonna be one long innnings.keep us posted on what His Highness the Exalted Emperor Shahenshah Lalit Modi is upto.
-> Article about Fake IPL player in Cricinfo
-> Article about Fake IPL player in Cricinfo
This is smart work by the owner -Dildo(??). KKR might not win the Cup or Trophy or the money..but will surely be able to teach the other teams how to market themselves.If the marketing is thru washing dirty linen…so what?? Fans want to see ( smell and hear ) all the dirty linen.Just see the # of brand logos on the KKR Team Shirt Vs that on other teams. That says it all about the KKR marketing at work.FakeIPL player – great idea.Hope I am wrong and you actually are a KKR player than part of the KKR PR brigade!!
I am worrying for your career buddy!
Haha.. Aakash Chopra ( Lordies boy) fighting with Karthik (ur main spinner!) .. If you are really a player (however fringe) I just hope shitty BCCI dooesnt on some kind of witch hunt against you, hope you have a secure job. BCCI will then introduce clause in every fuckin players contract saying you cant talk about cricket to ur wife, mom, anybody till you are dead!!..
awesome stuff dude..you’ve got everyone’s brain churning as to who you really are!!!
@skateserbia and Gethu: Please stop whoring for your own blog’s publicity. Even retards can clearly figure out all characters easily except for who the writer is. You think you are smart? Each of you is basically an ass who is trying desparately to get his/her 10 seconds of fame.Get lost!!!@Fake IPL Player : I simply don’t give a damn if you are really a KKR team member or not. The fact is, you are fucking brilliant in what you are doing now and I hope to read more of you. So make sure you don’t get caught. Not that your getting caught will make much of a difference because you yourself have said that you aren’t a Bradman or Hadlee and your cricketing career is going nowhere. So, even if you get caught, the mystery may not remain a mystery but you’ll definitely get the attention and fame and this new career of you wil take you places. All the best !!! Cheers!!!
hey dudelike others said, don’t get caught. u will be in some shit if u do. that will suck for us too. just give us whatever u can now, with this blog being the most famous in the cricket world. cheers
Grt job…man i luv it…
fuck off man…u take the money u get in ipl and put it in ur mouth,and if u are not getting to play the ipl that means u are not just good enough..stop being a bloody traitor and leaking out team issues
“I think he wants to send his laptop in to bat in the next time, given the amount of time he spends with it”You rock man…. This is just too good. I’ve been silently following your blog for some time now, but could’t resist today. Just keep it up man. Your blog is the only entertaining thing happening in this season of IPL.
u rock man keep the posts coming
You guys take a chill pill.Instead of getting emotional just enjoy the blog.We all know this is just for fun and the owner of this blog site has nothing to do with KKR team and also he is not the player of this team.This is work of fiction.
@Anonymous (The one that used CAPS)Atleast the writer has a reason to remain anonymous…what are you afraid of? You know what…YOU SUCK, so does Lordie and Baadsah Dildo!
Here’s the scoop, the fake IPL player has been nabbed!! I’m the real IPL player providing him with the scoop. And since he’s hogging the limelight, I’m starting my own blog. Check it out at:
Could this guy be HARSHA BHOGLE???Intresting thought though!!!!
I have only few words to say…TAKE A BOW brother..!!
Man…u r too good…keep blooging
hi u r hilarious.u have quite a way with words.i am quite glued to this.keep urself from harms way out.
holy cow… whoever u are.. your absolutely fantastic!!!!
are you actually in there???http://www.mediaken.com
Dude I personally think this blog is a kindoff entertainment for the cricket lovers. It doesnt matter if its true or fake…its big time attractive to the audience viewing it. People who hate this blog….just ignore it. its just enjoyment for the rest. nothing to take serious about it.
Aakash Chopra, when are you going to reveal yourself?
I am just trying to make a wild guess…This man always tries to pretend to be a player who is least likely to play and be amongst the players to sit outside which is the safest way to save himself.Just imagine if this is Ganguly himself…No one would think of him.If u see this player calls most other ppl by silly names but puts a gr8 name for Sourav i.e. Lord Almighty.He is able to reveal everything what the coach says…it is only possible for a very senior player to do so.Also he is also able to tell us what sourav ganguly is doing inside a meeting room even when he himself is not there inside to know the story.At one instance he says he is sending the stories to his brother IN India who is most probably Snehashish Ganguly.He also says he is going to reveal himself in the end as he is going to retire from all forms of the game…ganguly is already retired from test and odis and he may be talking of retirement from 1st class cricket now.And only a person well placed in life like him will have the guts to reveal himself after all this.Also his relationships with Ravi Shastri is well known…so he took this oppurtunity also to put some light on his dirty actions as well. Also now he has taken help of some technician to blog.A technician will help out someone only if that person has a good reputation, so that he can help him get out of this if required.I am having a gut feeling it is none other than the Bengal Tiger himself who is behind all this.
The plot seems to get thicker by the day…I’m just waiting for the suspense will unfold upon us and the mystery man will be in the open.
The plot seems to get thicker by the day…I’m just waiting for the day the suspense will unfold and this guy’s identity is revealed.Till then keep up the good work:)
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