First sign of dissent

Published on April 19, 2009 in Best of FIP, IPL 2009 and Latest. 36 Comments

Guys, the first sign of dissent against the New Order. Not surprisingly, the one Indian who can take his place for granted in our line up has stood up. During our meeting when our jackass coach was telling our fast bowlers on how to bowl at the Pedophile Priest, he had said that we will play on a new wicket and hence the ball will have carry etc. But now it turns out that we are playing on the same wicket that was used for both matches yesterday. I had gone to the room of our fast bowler Little John. His state-mate was also there. Little John was hopping mad at how the coach hadn’t even done his home work and was misguiding us. I asked him how does his affect his strategy. He blabbered something like “strategy kya hai yaar, lekin pata toh hona chahiye na ki pitch kya hai”. Little John says that his very very special friend Ram, who is playing against us today, mentioned it off-hand expecting us to know this already. After that Little John barged into the Coach’s room and let loose. I can only imagine Little John standing in front of our equally little Coach and screaming in his wierd, hoarse voice, “You tell new pitch. But it’s old pitch. How you tell how to do balling when you dont know pitch”.

It’s still raning guys… We may not get a game

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