Didn’t I tell you all along that we have no chance in hell to do better than last time round. But now I am changing my prediction. We will be last placed in this IPL. Haha! Lovely. What do you expect from a team that’s as confused as a…well… uh… I can’t think of anything as confused as our team, but I think you get the point. We knew who all are playing and detailed strategies were worked out for every opposition player. As for our batting, we knew exactly how to approach our inning. Play your strokes in the first 6, get to about 50-1. Then Lordie guides the middle order through. Keep wickets till the 15th. And then go hammer and tongs. Brilliant strategy coachie. But for one small problem. What happens if we are 20-3 off 8. We hadn’t planned for that. So, one player walks in and starts auditioning for a test match role. When he gets out, the next one walks in and wallops a six off the first ball. And then, predictably gets out. To each his own, that seemed to be the mantra. Thanks to Little John and co. we managed to get to 3 figures. Between the innings, while coachie was deep in his thoughts on how to philosophise our beautiful batting display, his deputy and the skipper gave their pep talks. They were seen in animated discussions with our fast bowling attack comprising India’s best fast bowler, a good India prospect and a former India fast bowler who will remain a former India fast bowler for the rest of his career. All strategies were put to rest while on the field and we were finished.
Our owner, Badshah Dildo didn’t make an appearance after the match. There was a bit of stillness about things. Nobody talked too much. Lordie didn’t gloat at all, possibly because of his own miserable score. The setting was right for him to play a magical inning and show Dildo what he’s all about. The Coach was shitting bricks, I think. You can’t tell much from his exterior, but it’s the Coach who is running the show now and he has to take the flak. He had told Dildo that if Dildo wants the IPL, he’s got to let him run it his way. Otherwise, he can’t guarantee the IPL. But now, he’s got everything he wanted. He has his own entourage, most of whom do nothing but lob balls during fielding practice. Dildo’s paying for everything. He’s got his own captain. He has his team. Now all that’s required is for us to win a match or two. I think we have a chance against the Bubblies from land of 5 rivers. But even then, if Prince of Patiala gets going, we are finished.
Dildo’s cold shoulder’s going to hurt for a long time. I am waiting to see if he hangs around in SA after we lose the first 3 matches.
We are now back in our hotel rooms. Just generally chilling out. And planning for the exciting night ahead.
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So, one player walks in and starts auditioning for a test match role. When he gets out, the next one walks in and wallops a six off the first ball. : first is aakash chopra, second one is LR shukla.. Is little john Murali kartik (but he doesnt play with shikhar dhawan as u said earlier!)? His friend RAM is am guessing LAxman!!
“They were seen in animated discussions with our fast bowling attack comprising India’s best fast bowler, a good India prospect and a former India fast bowler who will remain a former India fast bowler for the rest of his career. All strategies were put to rest while on the field and we were finished.” :Ishant sharma, Dinda, and Agarkar! Saying that Dinda is good India prospect, you are certainly a Bong!!! But more than that it brings ur endgame closer
sorry for that..If you are any bit real, u are just going down.. and yeah Little john is Ishant too..Dnt knw who is Ram
former fast bowler is ajith agarkar…
Your prediction “Dildo’s cold shoulder’s going to hurt for a long time. I am waiting to see if he hangs around in SA after we lose the first 3 matches.” would have been correct man, if the raingod didn’t interrupt the match and result declared in DWL method.
skateserbia is such a attention w h o r e
“So, one player walks in and starts auditioning for a test match role” best line ever I’m still lmao.
Ram is Laxman my guess…….
skateserbia apni list ko G**D mein daal le
Parag: The former India bowler who will always remain a former India bowler is not Agarkar, it is Murali Kartik. At least, that is my opinion since Agarkar is Kaan Moolo
what happened to your comment on Dada being dropped???
You guys take a chill pill.Instead of getting emotional just enjoy the blog.We all know this is just for fun and the owner of this blog site has nothing to do with KKR team and also he is not the player of this team.This is work of fiction.
abey land fakir..woh blog ke niche ka disclaimer nikal na…
what if the blog is by saurav himself and snehasis is the guy posting it???
“Play your strokes in the first 6, get to about 50-1. Then Lordie guides the middle order through. Keep wickets till the 15th. And then go hammer and tongs. Brilliant strategy coachie. But for one small problem. What happens if we are 20-3 off 8. We hadn’t planned for that. So, one player walks in and starts auditioning for a test match role.”lol.. arguably ur best bolg so far..
try n keep few more players in suspect list for fakeIPLplayer… If u decribe evryone except one then u wl b caught soon. thats not wat ur fans want.
fun to read yr blog. No intention of finding out who you are but whoever you are, you are a hell of a writer.
Here’s the scoop, the fake IPL player has been nabbed!! I’m the real IPL player providing him with the scoop. And since he’s hogging the limelight, I’m starting my own blog. Check it out at:http://iplhappenings.blogspot.com
@people who haven’t found out who little john is… He is the most little(opposite) guy in the Indian side.
I knew it all alongTHE FRUSTRATED IIM GUY TURNED COMMENTRATORFound out the fake IPL Blogger
Its Harsha Bhogle for sure. He got his ass kicked by Mr Vijay Mallya (A.k.A Mr Batliwala).He has eyes on Mandira Bedi (Sandy) for long time but isnt fit enuf to chase skirts. He is the insider with inside information.Harsha Bhogle is the only person who uses Kishan Kanaiya quite a lot. Never played at National level but has a hang for the game. Made a career for cricket but is now getting repetitive & boring. New Anchors taking seat which has pissed him off 
Mr Fake IPL Player, where is your wig now a days? Did you go for a transplant? Doesnt look cool.——How is that Harsha? Caught u
Latest story…While Lordie ganguly was batting, Bukkanaan was trying to hit a six through Donna ganguly’s deep mid-wicket..Also, he caught those fine legs…
You have predicted almost everything about your team and is found right on the days progressing. How is it possible ?IPL Techie
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