Long night…short post

This is a quick one A little birdie just told me that the Sheikh of Tweak tried to get over yesterday’s defeat by diving into 3 pairs of mammary land. As per reports, the 3 angels surrounded him after the opening ceremony and the 4 left together for the Sheikh’s hotel. The Rajputs, Sheikh’s team, didn’t train today morning and the Sheikh wasn’t seen at breakfast either.

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  • IPL II rox not b’coz of cheerleaders n stuff but b’coz of fake wankers like u hahaAnyway, keep it safe mate……..U hv a huge “fake fan” following XD

  • Puttu Chuthiya would’ve been a better name than appam chuthiya.. Puttu is more famous than appam.. ;)


    whether Lord was upset on friday’s lost to Rajasthan Royal?…


    Hi Mr Fake IPL player, can u say something abt other teams like CSK,RCB ..appam chuthiya not in playing XI why…

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  • He calls Ganguly Lord Almighty because of his attitude also …if u remember once ANDREW FLINTOFF remarked “He wasn’t interested in the other players and it became a situation where it was 10 players and Ganguly in the team. He turned up as if he was royalty – it was like having Prince Charles on your side.”

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