It’s been a fairly uneventful day really. Everybody’s going about doing his own thing. No fireworks, no discussions. The team meeting happened on schedule and everyone was there. Before the meeting, everybody seemed good spirits. There was banter, all in good humour. I tell you, this Calypso King is the most interesting character I have ever met. He is really funny… I mean… rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeaaallllly funny. And he has this poker faced way of ribbing people that had everyone in splits before Coachie reminded us that we are with this team by starting his first set of rambles on what went wrong yesterday. He has good memory though. He even remembers the number of times a batsman adjusts his crotch guard. He has come up with the most innovative strategy ever for tomorrow’s match. Tomorrow, we will aproach our innings very ingenously. If we lose an early wicket or two during powerplay, we will consolidate the inning rather than go for maximum. Man, nobody ever thought this before. Also, the skip may not keep, the young aussie may not play, and the Bangla Tiger may get a look in. So expect a couple of major changes tomorrow. The 11 will be announced at our last meeting before the match – 2 hrs from time of play.
By the way, I am remembering Chatterjee Kaku who tells us on TV, “iss baar tum bhi jeetoge”. I want to ask him whether that ad was recorded recently or before the last IPL. Sure doesn’t look like he is referring to IPL 2009.
If you are real, you are in big trouble!http://timesonline.typepad.com/the_doosra/2009/04/the-ipls-deep-throat.html
Hehe, Chatterjee Kaku’s sarcasm isn’t lost on anyone. SRK’s decided to laugh at his team even before the season starts this year!Daily Humor
This blog is great, but I still have you guys as big favorites tomorrow. Unless you decide to sit the spinner for the young aussie again.
If you are real…can you put a small tape around Buchanan’s arse… he really farts big time
Yur blog is superb! Please don’t get caught! They are after you. wish you all the best:)
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Man you are awesome …Love to see more stuffs like this from you
Buchnan n SRK sucks ..dada rocks
Lol, this is the best thing to happen to IPL
Now at least KKR gets interesting eh? 
Keep it going bro.
You see some IPL player behave a certain way on TV, and you let your imagination run wild. We all saw Chris Gayle on TV cracking jokes with his teammates in the dugout… you just let that little glimpse of him inspire your next blog.It is pretty entertaining, but the gig is up my friend.
Anyone can write this but not as well as someone who’s inside the team. It’s surely real but yeah, the time’s up. SRK, Coachman and the rest will stop him.
haha great, imagination and very well done. only catch is this shtick will only last a month. you shoulda picked a persona that would have allowed you to cover the icc world t20 as well.you see, if you were in south africa, you couldn’t have caught the new nokia ad meant for the indian market.anyway, we sitll have a month of wicked fun to look forward to. thanks mate!
As has been said before, this blog really is awesome but don’t you think it’s wrong to disclose your team’s match strategies? If players from the other teams find out then KKR could really be in deep shit
i already told u i fianlly find u r all information dont do like stop to doing things like that all people luck will be not same so please dont cheat to srk he belive u so much he thinks u r gr8 person please dont do like that if u continues to doing same thing srk management defiantely find u r all information if u r name come out think about u r family think about parents if it is necessary i wil definately tell to srk about u please dont bring out u r team secreat
@manisha u should understand by now SRK is not a good and cute character as he portrays in his movies …there is a very dark shady side of SRK and i m thankful for the blogger for bringing it out
my predictions:this guy is surely not part of indian team(nobody want to loose that)!he is either a retired guy or an improbable…
and he is certainly an indian!
lol people could read what Manisha said? how? haha…
@shamonino idea.. hahahahahahabtw.. great post as always… its getting more tense that the big guys have found out that they have ‘a mole in the middle’..wonder how the coming days unsurface.. only time will tell… till then.. keep blogging..
@ the blogger. U r bengali. That’s for sure.Anyway I appreciate ur blog.
reaaly superb…gud sense of humour…
terrifc blogs mann plzz dnt caught ..this IPL wud b more entertaining than the previous 1..haha
Brilliant job dude…!!
Its really humourous !!
You guys take a chill pill.Instead of getting emotional just enjoy the blog.We all know this is just for fun and the owner of this blog site has nothing to do with KKR team and also he is not the player of this team.This is work of fiction.
^^^^Is that u Dildo?
Pravind is a noob..LOL
i definitely think it is SRK, or his very close associate who has access to the KKR dressing room who is posting this blog. There is no way anyone else can have the guts to do so, even after internet access, laptops etc are banned…SRK is the only person who can see irony and also make fun of himself and others…i initially thought it was murali karthik, but now my gut feeling is it is Shahrukh…..also it is evident from the humour of SRK, which we have seen for the past few years, it is only he himself who can come up with names like appam chutiya, dildo, lordie etc…..
Here’s the scoop, the fake IPL player has been nabbed!! I’m the real IPL player providing him with the scoop. And since he’s hogging the limelight, I’m starting my own blog. Check it out at:http://iplhappenings.blogspot.com
hey dude u re awesome , b N Baadshah really sucks …dada always rocks
Dada should retire immediately from t-20 also and not tolerate the megalomaniac srk. Srk loves to humiliate and boss around even respectable people and it is surprising dada is tolerating the pest.
This really made the KKR team interesting to watch. Hope they learn some good things from your blog and start playing better (and only) cricket
. It’s really bad to see our dearest dada/srk loosing.
keepit up fakky who is bhooka nanga
u r caught
This guy is some loser hired by that Self obsessed ego maniac Shahrukh himself to promote his team. His media buddies advertise the blog as “news”.
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dude this post has proved that you are fake.how in the wholw world did u see the chatterjee kaku ad sitting in south africa ?that ad statred beaming after the ipl started and since then you are in south africa ? how come you got transmission of set max (or any other Indian transmission for that matter) in SA ? They will def have their own adds and not our hindi ads.Nice blog btw, very interesting and imaginative.
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