As I write this I am nursing a slight hangover and sleep deprivation. It’s 6.30 am here, I have just woken up. My roomie is still asleep so it gives me a good chance of posting this blog. I went out clubbing last night, returned at 4.30, barely managed to sleep for a couple of hours and here I am. Not that I have much to do here, so I can peacefully sleep through the day without anyone noticing. The only problem is that we leave for Durban today morning to play the Bubblies. Now, that will be something.
I have hit it off well with the Sports Management company manager who handles our PR. He is a smart young MBA-type Bombayite. Good sense of humour, must be good with the ladies, knows all the hot spots to go to. Good guy to know. He invited me to join him downtown for a night out at a club.
We took a cab to Opium. And what a club it is. I mean, I have never seen a club as pulsating as Opium. The club was packed, the crowd was trendy and chic, the babes were hot and slutty, there was a live band playing. I mean, the place was happening.
And guess what. The most colourful characters of IPL were there. At the entrance, we had our Kishen Kanhaiyya commentator standing right in front of me. Can’t miss him with his height, pot belly and receding hairline. Thanks to my Sports Manager friend, we got in without paying. Inside, some of the bubblies were there. Prince of Patiala was there with some of his team boys. All tall fast bowlers. They were gawking at all the sexy babes on the dance floor. Prince though seems to attract a lot of attention from the ladies. Appam Chutiya was also there. I don’t know what he is doing in SA coz he aint fit to play at all. Apparently, he is their main cheerleader. If so, I don’t see him dancing around in mini skirts at the boundary line. But he sure was dancing here. Doing his stupid, ill-rhythmed break dance steps on club beats. He stood in one corner as if he doesn’t want to get mobbed. But dude, nobody here cares a fuck for who you are. To them you are just a duffus with colored hair, glasses and strange dance steps. I went to the bar counter to get myself a drink. I overheard 2 girls talking. One of them seemed to be of Indian origin. They were talking about Appam Chutiya. One of them said that “he doesn’t have a nose. He has 2 large holes instead of a nose”. I burst out laughing. Kishen Kanhaiyya (KK) commentator hung around the bar with a 30+ well endowed white woman. She wore a sleeveless dress, full length with a generous neckline. KK seemed to be going for the kill. The prey in this case was happy enough to be hunted. They left the place together around 1 am. The Patiala Prince’s gang was hanging around like a pack of hyenas. They would be gawking at any piece of meat walking by. Eventually, the Prince went in to get his share of the meat, a couple of others tried their luck. The rest went back to the rooms with nothing but their bats in their hands.
As for me, I got what I wanted. My 2 hours of sleep. Now, I pack my bags and am on to Durban.
More later guys. Take care.
I loved your comment you made on Sreesanth (Appam Chutiya) regarding his nose and why he was there in SA (really a mystry), probably trying for anohter reality show (crying, etc).. And also loved your comment on his stupid dancing skills. He really is Appam Chutiya!!!
brilliant !!
are u human? or a piece of shit in the guise of one? get a life. and dont bother calling me a coward for anonymous post. tataa
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ha a
“The rest went back to the rooms with nothing but their bats in their hands.”hahaha… LMAO. They had their “BATS” in their hands.
Your blogs are really nice and funny. And now we all know that Appam C does stupid dance everywhere and not just in the ads. You have a very nice and funny touch to your writing .. Bats in their hand.. too bad most have too small handles and they can just use two fingers to hold and to ****
Your blogs are really nice and funny. And now we all know that Appam C does stupid dance everywhere and not just in the ads. You have a very nice and funny touch to your writing .. Bats in their hand.. too bad most have too small handles and they can just use two fingers to hold and to PI**
Great job dude.. you are in news all over India. total annihilation of all the jokers of this IPL circus. amazing read@
Here’s the scoop, the fake IPL player has been nabbed!! I’m the real IPL player providing him with the scoop. And since he’s hogging the limelight, I’m starting my own blog. Check it out at:
Here’s the scoop, the fake IPL player has been nabbed!! I’m the real IPL player providing him with the scoop. And since he’s hogging the limelight, I’m starting my own blog. Check it out at:
Hilarious!!!! this are the real ” SCOOPS” that we all long to read about. Why no take on Mr mody?? am sure he is doing his bit behind the curtains…Also where’s Mr Bunty?? Nowhere to be seen yaar…you would probably know if Bunty anf Babli really broke off..or if babli is just having a good time with BUBLEE..tell tell
“The rest went back to the rooms with nothing but their bats in their hands”-Beautiful Metaphor Good Blog.Good Work!!!!!!!!!!!!
This guy has moved his blog to Qooy.com?or they just copied?
u surely carry a mobile with u. y not take some pics and post it here so that we know for sure u r in the team…
Which player in this world sleeps for only 2 hrs……. obviously the writer is not a player from the team…… who is he???????? I think I know who is he?
Awesome man awesome……………ur tooo cool to be true dude
you make me speechless !!
We never enjoyed cricket so far ……… U really deserve a job in our Intelligence bureau………
This is for u – ( a dialoug from Amitabh’s movie copied by Khan Saheb) DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin namumkin hai…………Stay hide nd keep posting…………..
A FAN
you could become a good fiction writer “ANUREET SINGH”.Know about him @ the stories he tells refer to him and calls some singh player that he bowls good and he played the match vs . royal .I have studied abt the whole.
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Who is patila prince
THE FRUSTRATED IIM GUY TURNED COMMENTRATORFound out the fake IPL Blogger
Its Harsha Bhogle for sure. He got his ass kicked by Mr Vijay Mallya (A.k.A Mr Batliwala).He has eyes on Mandira Bedi (Sandy) for long time but isnt fit enuf to chase skirts. He is the insider with inside information.Harsha Bhogle is the only person who uses Kishan Kanaiya quite a lot. Never played at National level but has a hang for the game. Made a career for cricket but is now getting repetitive & boring. New Anchors taking seat which has pissed him off 
Mr Fake IPL Player, where is your wig now a days? Did you go for a transplant? Doesnt look cool.——How is that Harsha? Caught u
gud work,continue doing this, many websites says tat u are caught whether its true?post answer for displease many of them are confused
ROTFL …
this was hilarious i couldn’t stop laughing.u r so funny i would love to have u write for me exclusively everyday so i get my daily dose of laughter
boss kya dimag chalta hai aapka.hats off!!.keep feeding us with these scoops .loving it!
i genuinely feel that this guy is a fake and is just demanding publicity
great work dude. keep it up. its not u who is the fake, u r one who is bringing out all the fakes. i love your work on KK, Appam Chutiya, and of course sandy babe.
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looks very much inspired by Shashi Tharoor’s “The Great Indian Novel” – the nicknaming is awesome!
nice
God knows who you are…but I must say ur absolutely sick to be writing some shit about Sree..God alone knows why do you hate him so much..If you say sree is totally useless to be a part of the IPL..what are you? In fact I would say you’re even more useless to waste so much of your time after all this false stuff.
appam chutiya… srisanth ?
thnks dude the opium night is superb.i am from appam chutita’s state. I REALLY HATES HIS DANCE!!!!!!
I’m a fan of sree and i likes his dance.I’m with kXIP bcoz he is there.(also a fan of pretty and yuvi).i am from sree’s state.
I logged into see what the Fakeiplplayer fuss was about, don’t really follow the IPL 2.0, but I think I’ve to do so to keep up with your remarks on IPL… and man, you are good…You are a laugh riot… Good nicknames you have come up with… Atleast one KKR player has imagination
Thanks for all the laughs…Appam chutiya?? LMAO
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