We returned from our practice session today just in time to see the first toss of the IPL. Lord Almighty, who till the other day was our skipper, paid a visit for training. He came, he saw, he jogged and returned. The Coach and new skipper have hit it off well. Lord Almighty mostly ignored them and the emotion was reciprocated. Most of us, fringe guys, don’t know what to do about the new power situation. We have worshipped Lord Almighty all our lives. And suddenly, he is just one of us. And we have new rulers, with accents to boot. Our owner, Mr. Vinnie Dildo, seems to think that the Phoren Babas will get him the IPL, something that Lord Almighty couldn’t do earlier. Little does he know that we will do as well as we did last time round. It’s just that we shall have more fun this time round as we are in South Africa. The established players have already started having fun, and the rest of us are hoping that as time goes by some of their crumbs will fall by our bed sides.
We assembled in the room of one of our team mates – a former India player who will remain a former India player for the rest of his career – to watch the toss. Last year, I saw some of the matches sitting in the crowd. This time round, seems like stadiums wont be as packed as last time. But at least the cheerleaders are hotter. Our own Kishen Kanhaiyya commentator will surely agree. During last night’s carnival, he had quite a blast. At least the cheerleaders have cheered someone up. As the room got more and more crowded and bottles of beer started tumbling out, I decided to go to my room and post this blog. As I type this, a dog has made way to the middle. Moves pretty fast, this dog. Faster than Lord Almighty at least.
More later guys. Wanna catch a wink or two before they get the dog out.
oh yeah..the dog! the ten minutes that the dog graced the stadium was more entertaining than the whole match put together.
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@skateserbia and Gethu: Please stop whoring for your own blog’s publicity. Even retards can clearly figure out all characters easily except for who the writer is. You think you are smart? Each of you is basically an ass who is trying desparately to get his/her 10 seconds of fame.Get lost!!!@Fake IPL Player : I simply don’t give a damn if you are really a KKR team member or not. The fact is, you are fucking brilliant in what you are doing now and I hope to read more of you. So make sure you don’t get caught. Not that your getting caught will make much of a difference because you yourself have said that you aren’t a Bradman or Hadlee and your cricketing career is going nowhere. So, even if you get caught, the mystery may not remain a mystery but you’ll definitely get the attention and fame and this new career of you wil take you places. All the best !!! Cheers!!!
Vinnie Dildo! Thats worse that Aamir’s dogs name! lol
hey guyz i have published all the characters and their names and the reasons behind it in my website.. those of you who are very eager come on and see tis pagehttp://www.skateserbia.com
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Apocalyptus dude….U r Bloody spot ON!….lol…& yes the team owner's name is definitely better than aamir's dog's
nice dude….why didn’t u try becomin a journalist??
i can say only one thing… this blog is done by vinnie dildo himself i.e. shahrukh khan. no other member has got the privacy or guts or time to do such stuff other than the owner….
quite possible .. he is an attention seaker .. stupid moron of a guy – that shahrukh ..
Awesome shit man¡ Appreciate it¡ Thumbs up¡
killer dude
You guys take a chill pill.Instead of getting emotional just enjoy the blog.We all know this is just for fun and the owner of this blog site has nothing to do with KKR team and also he is not the player of this team.This is work of fiction.
Infact i guess the DOG was let loose by Lalit Modi himself to gain some valuable revenues from commercial ADs shown during this intervention….—–agtisgreat
its totally fake~~~work of shahrukh i guess~~
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Here’s the scoop, the fake IPL player has been nabbed!! I’m the real IPL player providing him with the scoop. And since he’s hogging the limelight, I’m starting my own blog. Check it out at:http://iplhappenings.blogspot.com
wow… here’s another moron making a weak attempt at getting publicity… faking the fake ipl player.!!IPL Anonymous needs to apply for copyright now..
This is gonna be a parasitic chain.
who is former indian player who will remain former indian player? Chopra?
Fuck NIcee!!!!!!!! BLOg
dude…as long as ur blogs r entertaining ur fine…but keep ur shitty remarks on Dada to urself…
Who are you and what’s your intention? What do you want to gain out of this blog? What have your team done to you? I suspect you are Akash Chopra.
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dont know shit about IPL. Saw the number of followers and wanted to see what the hala bula is all about. Dissapointing I should say. Very unethical as well. but then again. You live in a free country
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this is dildo himself
your blog was very entertaining, and I enjoyed it thoroughly.Very good and successful effort..actually by ek desh ek junoon set max meant u!! may be when u start another bloglike “fake-t20worldcup-player” please mention a word or 2 about yusuf!till then,as Shakespeare said, ‘Parting is such sweet sorrow’
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