This team rocks

The best thing about being part of this team is that it’s never short of any excitement. News is that the team management and the Phoren Babas think that Lordie is Fake IPL. Apparently, he was called into the CEO’s room where Dildo, Coachie, and Skipper, politely asked him about it. But, they forget that this is THE LORD OF THE RING they are dealing with. The man who has punched every possible cricket establishment in the face and continues to live by his own rules. Lordie would have nothing of it and walked off in a huff using the choicest words possible. After that, the camp’s divided again. Lordie is kind of on his own. Most fringe players think that it’s better to align with the New Order.

Btw, too much has been made out of Lordie being kept out of team meetings. He wasn’t kept out. It wasn’t a meeting. It was just one of the several times that the Phoren Babas and their little balls hang out together, Lordie finds his own company and others like me wander around hoping that someone would pull us into their camp.

The team management is tracking this blog carefully. They have identified 12 members of playing/non-playing staff who are beyond suspicion. Every body else is a suspect until the real one is caught. Someone even mentioned that there’s a reward on for anyone who catches the me red handed. May be they should install CCTV cameras in the bathrooms… Hmmmm… I am sure Dildo will enjoy that!

P.S. I am unable to check comments so can’t respond to them. But my bro tells me that some of you have been complaining about me deleting comments. Let me clarify, that no comments have been deleted by me so far.

167 Responses to “This team rocks”


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  • Your t.r.p. rattings r much more than ipl 2009.You are rocking dude……

  • You should be present in the Indian Parliament..!!

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  • u are awesome dude!!!

  • Amazing creativity – you need to write a book dude….kindly tip me ahead of time for me to bet on you for your booker prize

  • Ei Wanderer, Jano to Lordie na mentor er meyer sange London e hablu gublu korchhilo. London e aamra aneke dekhechhi.

  • Someone pls tell us who all the code names are. So far we know Lordie = SauravDildo = SRKPrince of Patiala = Yuvraj?Rest someone pls list them out.Thanks.

  • Guys, Please do not get abusive over fakeiplplayer’s blog. If you don’t like it don’t read his blog. Being abusive, you guys are only confirming that you belong to the ilk of Appam C. First I thought we had one and only Appam C. Now it appears, we have a galore of ACs around.

  • If he can call someone CH****A, then nothing wrong when others reciprocate…rt?

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  • Beware! Never trust an old Dildo! You never know when the wires mess up and it starts vibrating in all the wrong directions! Very exciting secret identity thing going on! Keep writing, dude!

  • I’ve new found respect for Lordie now. Was never a real fan but now I am.

  • Didn’t know that Lordie had an affair with Jagmohan Dalmiya’s daughter, was never in the national press.

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