While the IPL closing ceremony is on, I am pleased to share with you an exciting piece of news. IPL’s FIP Reader’s Choice Awards will be given in a glittering function at the Buckingham Palace Lawns on 4th June. The Queen and the Prince have declined their presence because of prior engagements. However, the rest of the glitterati are expected to attend the event in full splendour.
True to his style Saala Slimeball has already ordered for a gold coloured Shamiana studded with all sorts of stones. The brief is to make something more hideous than the trophy itself, which will take some doing I tell you. The Shamiana vala is currently busy slapping all the sponsors’ logos on gold sheets. All speeches at the event are sponsored by Sprite, which automatically disqualifies Slimeball from giving this customary Thank You speech. Kishen Kanhaiyya lost the job as soon as he said “I will be there like a tracer bullet”. And Nanny Horrible-son was, at the time, trying out his latest stunt of lifting 4 cheerleaders on his shoulders and 2 on his lap, and couldn’t muster up a good enough reply. The show will now be anchored by all Set Max anchors. Doesn’t get straighter than this as they know all TVs would in any case be on Mute.
As readers of this blog, you have the privilege of knowing all the winners well in advance because, well, you guys have picked them anyway.
IPL FIP’s READER’S CHOICE AWARDS
Pair pe kulhaadi Award:
Appam Chutiya for his marathon run after claiming wicket of Cool Dude and ruining own prospects in Indian team.
Contributed by Vimmmie
Best Dialouge in an action sequence:
Little John to Bookha Naan where Little John barges into his room and says “You say new pitch, but it’s old pitch. How you say how to do balling when you don’t know pitch.”
Contributed by Srikanth
Best motivational speech Award:
Prince to whole of Bubblies team referring to Appam “Attitude toh poora Masala Dosa type deta hai aur bowling Appam type karta hai”
The comment that changed Appam’s destiny.
Lifetime achievement Award:
Lordie (ahem! its a sign that its time to go home and rest those old bones)
Contributed by Ninaonia and Sandeep
OK Saabun ‘Sachmuch Kaafi Bada Hai’ Award:
RVR Singh aka Pamela Inder Singh
Contributed by Zphyrblog
Lux Cozy ‘Apna luck saath leke chalo’ Award: Kishen Kanhaiya
Contributed by Zphyrblog
Baazigar Award:
Appam Chutiya for proving that jeet ke bhi haarne wale ko chutiya kehte hain, for reasons mentioned in the first award.
Contributed by Anonymous
Haath mein aaya par muh na laga paaya Award:
Cool Dude (2nd time now!)
Contributed by Aar Jay
Most insightful commentator Award: (Jointly held)
Ramiz Raja for the comment on Amit Mishra:”Amit Mishra can spin the ball”
Mbwanga for the comment during the semifinals: “Chennai would like to win the match”
Alistair Campbell for “2 overs remaining. That’s 12 balls folks”
L Sivaramakrishnan:”These are crucial times. Last 10 overs”
(All commentators awards contributed by Sanks)
Aaj Tak Sabse Tez Award:
Lordie, the Agile Tiger (only after getting a wicket)
Contributed by Upneet Grover
Chutiyaap: Ye chhooney se nahin failta Award:
Appam Chutiya’s chutiyaap, else the whole Bubblies’ team would have been appams by now
Contributed by Upneet Grover
Best Night Rider Award:
Sheikh (for obvious reasons)
Award for Contribution to Indian Cricket:
Saala Slimeball for running the IPL that’s made sure that Prince will never captain India
Appam Chutiya Award:
Prince of Patiala, jiska Cool Dude ne phir chutiya kaat diya
Har Bhajan Award:
Appam Chutiya for slapping FIP with that one magic ball to Cool Dude
Order of the British Empire (OBE): (Thanks Tathagat)
Bhookha Naan for the 21st century version of divide and rule
Astrologer of the Year:
Chatterjee Kaku
Cyrus Memorial Bakra Award:
Skipper
Kingfisher Free Miles Award:
Our entire team
Colgate Last Laugh Award:
Phoren Babas
Sorry Dildo, you dont win any awards this year, so you can throw away that speech you wrote and rehearsed in the loo!
Contributed by Ninaonia
Lifetime Achievement Award Should go to FIP. coz i dont think u have achieved nethng bigger than this blog yet in ur life.! no offence!!
Contributed by Manan
@Manan: While you are spot on in your assumption of FIP’s achievements, but organisers and people associated with the award function aren’t eligible.
BEST PALTIBAAJ Award..to FIP for a 360degree change on backtracking from his decision to disclose his identity..
Contributed by Devilinside
@Devilinside: A 360 degree turn essentially brings you back to your original position, so where’s the palti my friend? Anyway, your mistake is ignored here since you too are the “devil inside” 
(Also, please read Rahul D’s award list in the comments section (4th page). They are hillarious)
Anyway folks, IPL’s over. An extravaganza that’s successfully converted India’s cricket and entertainment economy into political power across the cricket playing world. A showcase of India’s economic prowess like none other. We’re happening and the world knows it. This IPL has been fun and we all know there’s more to come.
I will be away for a while now, but I will be back before you can say Blueberry Pie. Can’t tell you exactly when I will return though. But keep checking in once in a while and I may just surprise you.
Till we meet again, good bye and good luck.
I know you’re reading this! This blog page is getting dreary.. why don’t you bring it to life again- write anything, just a couple of lines..
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Seriously missing fun buddy!!! Post something in ur blog!! U said u got loads of stuff that u can write a book or two.. Post it bit by bit regularly.. We’ll love to read tht!!! Missing the entertainment from Appam Chutiya, Lordie, Dildo and the Cyrus Bakra Memorial award winner!!!!
Hey FIP! Where have you been dude? Will you be back for the T20 World cup?
When is the next posting
I thought he was done with the posts(after ther RIP one) and then someone just told me today that there were a couple more.
I agree though, that the IPL Trophy is truly ugly. Sad that they used the Map of India and then mucked it up. They should have taken some design inspiration from the T20 world cup trophy, it is really stylish.
I found this ..http://t20worldcupmole.blogspot.com/Not sure if its same FIP or not
you are great
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hey fip! good to see u posting again!! i loved the ipl even more this year bcos of u. u really rock. pls keep on posting cos i will check on every now and then!
ciao till next time..
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Fake IPL Names* Aila = Sachin Tendulkar* Appam Chutiya = Sreeshanth* Arnold Power = Ramesh Powar* Babli = Preity Zinta* Bangla Tiger – Mortaza* Bunty = Ness Wadia* Batlivala = Vijay Mallaya* Bevdaa = Jessie Ryder* Bevdaas Team = Royal Challengers* Bhooka Naan = John Buchanan* Big Sister = Shilpa Shetty* Big Mac = Matthew Hayden* Boy George = Joy Bhattacharjya (KKR Team Director)* Bubaan = Arindam Ghosh* Bubblies = Kings IX Punjab* Bublee = Brett Lee* Buddhiman Baba = W Saha* Calypso King = Chris Gayle* Castro = Fidel Edwards* Chikna Pussy = David Hussy* Chintu Singh = Anureet Singh* Chirkut Teli = Virat Kohli* Chhota Chetan = Gautam Gambhir* Chinnu Popli = Shrevats Goswami* Cool Dude = MS Dhoni* Deegrah Pathan = Irfan Pathan* Deewar = Rahul Dravid* Dhakkan coach = Darren Lehmann* Dhakkans = Daccan Chargers* Dildo / Vinnie Dildo / Badshah Dildo = Shah Rukh Khan* Dilwales = Delhi Daredevils* Durbaan of Patiala = Tom Moody* Former India fast bowler who will remain a former India fast bowler = Ajit Agarkar* Ganji Hanger = Sanjay Bangar* Ghati Baba = Rohit Sharma* Gilli Danda = Ashok Dinda* India’s best fast bowler = Ishant Sharma* Junta Tormentor = Ajanta Mendis* Kaan Moolo = Ajit Agarkar* Kishen Kanhaiya = Ravi Shastri* Lady Jaya = Mahila Jayawardene* Little John = Ishant Sharma* Little Monster = Sachin Tendulkar* Little Sister = Shamita Shetty* Lordie / Lord Almighty / Laal Chaddi Dada = Ganguly* Mangal Pandey = L R Shukla* Meera Bhai = Harbajan Singh* Pamela Inder Singh / RVR Singh = VRV Singh* Panty Curry = Morne van Wyk* Pedophile Priest = Adam Gilchrist* Peter Ka Beta = Kevin Pietersen* Phoren Babas = Brendon McCullum, John Buchanan* Prince Charles of Patiala = Yuvraj Singh* Rajpoots = Rajasthan Royals* RDB = Ranadeb Bose* Re-Peter = Kevin Peterson* Saala Slimeball = Lalit Mody* Sandy Baddy Babe = Mandira Bedi* Shakespeare = Aakash Chopra* Sheegrah Pathan = Yusuf Pathan* Sheikh / Sultan of Tweak = Shane Warne* Sheru = Virender Sehwag* Skipper = Brendon Mccullam* Sparrow / Parrott = Glenn McGrath* Springbok = Charl Langeveldt* Sticky Something = Ricky Ponting* Style bhai = Murali Kartik* Vakil Saab = Sangakkara* Very Very Special Friend Ram = VVS Laxman
Are you not going to the world Cup? LOL
This has been great reading and fantastic entertainment – had me in stitches most of the way through !keep at it dude , dont stop !
Chutiye ka tamasha abhi idhar chaloo haicheck.. its the same FIPL fellowhttp://t20worldcupmole.blogspot.com/
well, do u know about aila……i think that should get the best insightful name award…the whole bengal is feared of that thing, nut treat that as a batsman? what a contrast.
Fake IPL Player set to return for ICC World T20http://www.crichome.com/2009/06/03/fake-ipl-player-set-to-return-for-icc-world-t20/247/FIP interview
Fake IPL Player set to return for ICC World T20http://www.crichome.com/2009/06/03/fake-ipl-player-set-to-return-for-icc-world-t20/247/FIP interview
Fake IPL Player set to return for ICC World T20http://www.crichome.com/2009/06/03/fake-ipl-player-set-to-return-for-icc-world-t20/247/FIP interview
For T-20 World cup insights log on to t20worldcupglory.blogspot.com
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