While the IPL closing ceremony is on, I am pleased to share with you an exciting piece of news. IPL’s FIP Reader’s Choice Awards will be given in a glittering function at the Buckingham Palace Lawns on 4th June. The Queen and the Prince have declined their presence because of prior engagements. However, the rest of the glitterati are expected to attend the event in full splendour.
True to his style Saala Slimeball has already ordered for a gold coloured Shamiana studded with all sorts of stones. The brief is to make something more hideous than the trophy itself, which will take some doing I tell you. The Shamiana vala is currently busy slapping all the sponsors’ logos on gold sheets. All speeches at the event are sponsored by Sprite, which automatically disqualifies Slimeball from giving this customary Thank You speech. Kishen Kanhaiyya lost the job as soon as he said “I will be there like a tracer bullet”. And Nanny Horrible-son was, at the time, trying out his latest stunt of lifting 4 cheerleaders on his shoulders and 2 on his lap, and couldn’t muster up a good enough reply. The show will now be anchored by all Set Max anchors. Doesn’t get straighter than this as they know all TVs would in any case be on Mute.
As readers of this blog, you have the privilege of knowing all the winners well in advance because, well, you guys have picked them anyway.
IPL FIP’s READER’S CHOICE AWARDS
Pair pe kulhaadi Award:
Appam Chutiya for his marathon run after claiming wicket of Cool Dude and ruining own prospects in Indian team.
Contributed by Vimmmie
Best Dialouge in an action sequence:
Little John to Bookha Naan where Little John barges into his room and says “You say new pitch, but it’s old pitch. How you say how to do balling when you don’t know pitch.”
Contributed by Srikanth
Best motivational speech Award:
Prince to whole of Bubblies team referring to Appam “Attitude toh poora Masala Dosa type deta hai aur bowling Appam type karta hai”
The comment that changed Appam’s destiny.
Lifetime achievement Award:
Lordie (ahem! its a sign that its time to go home and rest those old bones)
Contributed by Ninaonia and Sandeep
OK Saabun ‘Sachmuch Kaafi Bada Hai’ Award:
RVR Singh aka Pamela Inder Singh
Contributed by Zphyrblog
Lux Cozy ‘Apna luck saath leke chalo’ Award: Kishen Kanhaiya
Contributed by Zphyrblog
Baazigar Award:
Appam Chutiya for proving that jeet ke bhi haarne wale ko chutiya kehte hain, for reasons mentioned in the first award.
Contributed by Anonymous
Haath mein aaya par muh na laga paaya Award:
Cool Dude (2nd time now!)
Contributed by Aar Jay
Most insightful commentator Award: (Jointly held)
Ramiz Raja for the comment on Amit Mishra:”Amit Mishra can spin the ball”
Mbwanga for the comment during the semifinals: “Chennai would like to win the match”
Alistair Campbell for “2 overs remaining. That’s 12 balls folks”
L Sivaramakrishnan:”These are crucial times. Last 10 overs”
(All commentators awards contributed by Sanks)
Aaj Tak Sabse Tez Award:
Lordie, the Agile Tiger (only after getting a wicket)
Contributed by Upneet Grover
Chutiyaap: Ye chhooney se nahin failta Award:
Appam Chutiya’s chutiyaap, else the whole Bubblies’ team would have been appams by now
Contributed by Upneet Grover
Best Night Rider Award:
Sheikh (for obvious reasons)
Award for Contribution to Indian Cricket:
Saala Slimeball for running the IPL that’s made sure that Prince will never captain India
Appam Chutiya Award:
Prince of Patiala, jiska Cool Dude ne phir chutiya kaat diya
Har Bhajan Award:
Appam Chutiya for slapping FIP with that one magic ball to Cool Dude
Order of the British Empire (OBE): (Thanks Tathagat)
Bhookha Naan for the 21st century version of divide and rule
Astrologer of the Year:
Chatterjee Kaku
Cyrus Memorial Bakra Award:
Skipper
Kingfisher Free Miles Award:
Our entire team
Colgate Last Laugh Award:
Phoren Babas
Sorry Dildo, you dont win any awards this year, so you can throw away that speech you wrote and rehearsed in the loo!
Contributed by Ninaonia
Lifetime Achievement Award Should go to FIP. coz i dont think u have achieved nethng bigger than this blog yet in ur life.! no offence!!
Contributed by Manan
@Manan: While you are spot on in your assumption of FIP’s achievements, but organisers and people associated with the award function aren’t eligible.
BEST PALTIBAAJ Award..to FIP for a 360degree change on backtracking from his decision to disclose his identity..
Contributed by Devilinside
@Devilinside: A 360 degree turn essentially brings you back to your original position, so where’s the palti my friend? Anyway, your mistake is ignored here since you too are the “devil inside” 
(Also, please read Rahul D’s award list in the comments section (4th page). They are hillarious)
Anyway folks, IPL’s over. An extravaganza that’s successfully converted India’s cricket and entertainment economy into political power across the cricket playing world. A showcase of India’s economic prowess like none other. We’re happening and the world knows it. This IPL has been fun and we all know there’s more to come.
I will be away for a while now, but I will be back before you can say Blueberry Pie. Can’t tell you exactly when I will return though. But keep checking in once in a while and I may just surprise you.
Till we meet again, good bye and good luck.
You are now dragging the blog and making it boring. Take my advice and stop this while it is still interesting. Do not drag. Make people want to listen to you rather than making look like you are desparate for limelight. Leave, when you are at your best.
Hopefully we will still look for you next year.
Cheers
FIP,
You’ve done a great job posting everything that’s here. I have been coming to your blog everyday since I knew about it.
One piece of advice: Don’t reveal your identity. We’d rather prefer that you remained anonymous till the end. It doesn’t matter who you are, as long as you had/have the information flowing. Besides, you’ll create a lot of commotion and confusion with the media and everybody if you come open about yourself. So I’d advice you not to!
Great job. Hope to see you soon again. Even as soon as the T20 WC, if possible.
Keep writing.
Hey KelaGod
This chutiya has also started commenting here. Any of you guys following the mole?
http://t20worldcupmole.blogspot.com
Not sure if its the same FIP
@Keyur.. yes I was addicted to FIP and now follow “the mole”.. not sure if something good will come out once WC starts..
http://t20worldcupmole.blogspot.com/
Both FIP and t20worldcupmole are chuityaas
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You had more than your share of fifteen minutes of fame, now please stop torturing SRK and KKR!
hello there,
firstly, i would like to congratulate u on your wonderful effort to keep us entertained for the last one month or so….it was really a job well done.
secondly, and more importantly, in ur video u did mention about writing a book about your experience at the IPL…i think u should really go ahead with it. though i understand that if u write one, there also u will not reveal ur identity and thus it may be a problem to get ur share of the moolah from the publisher, but i hope that u will be earning enough to sacrifice that bit for the better interest of ur followers. ( i guess u can have some sort of an agreement with the publisher, which will forbid him from revealing ur identity.)
Wow looks like some people who commented are such a frustrated lot. All the while these guys were enjoying the blog because they were getting to know what happens behind the screen. And now finally since FIP was pretty smart enough not to reveal himself, they are bummed. Anyways good luck to you FIP. Thanks for the entertainment.
writes well this guy…amazing satire
http://www.groversthoughtsunleashed.blogspot.com/
you must be Bhaji’s relative…taking revenge of the slapgate….
All the awards were really hilarious. It was good to know this was contributed by the comments section.
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Khel katam ……………
paisa hazam………..
Missing you man!!! come back here! or wherever
I am Small Dick, writer of this blog
I am jealous of all other fast bowlers
I only bowl “flighted Pace”
which gets hit all over
So I take my revenge against them in my blog
I am jealous of Badshah’s Dildo
bcoz of which he gets all the females
I have a peanut sized Dick
which I am not able to satisfy any chick
So I take my revenge against him in my blog
I have been thrown out of all team
first from Indian, then KKR last year
Now I am about to be thrown out of CKXI also
So I take my revenge against them in my blog
am laal chaddi dada
I should be the captain
even if i cannot bat, bowl or field
bcoz i am the “laal chaddi dada”
and have the support of all laal chaddis
working hard is for you ordinary mortals
not for me, bcoz i am the “laal chaddi dada”
I have already scored enough runs in past
and therefore I will be Captain throughout
even if i cannot score any more runs
bcoz I am the “laal chaddi dada”
and I have support of all laal chaddis
You may be “Laal chaddi Dada”
I am the Badshah
I paid to buy the team
I have the right to select the team
I have the right to fire you
bcoz I am the “Badshah”
Chaddi, don’t cry “fake” tears
when your end is near
If you want to play and be a captain
then remove your laal chaddi
work hard and lead by example
otherwise I will throw you back
to where you belongbcoz I am the “Badshah”
Chutiya of the year – FIP
Bigger Chutiyas of the world – readers of this blog.
Biggest chutiyas of the world – Badshah Dildo & Dada for allowing a firang coach split Indian team
hey coward dont justify urself.u cheat,making money out of digging others,shame on u.
for u award is “best player by mouth and not by bat and ball award”
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Hi, U did a gud thing by not disclosing ur identity. I suppose u knw abt Ckunte Vs NDTV. If not google it.
Why dont you call yourself faket20 player and do some enjoyable commentary on the t20 world cup
YOU ARE AKASH CHOPRA
Akash Chopra is blogging everywhere.. is this also him
http://t20worldcupmole.blogspot.com/
n 2009 Chopra released Beyond the Blues: A First-Class Season Like No Other. The book is a diary of Chopra’s 2007–08 domestic season. It was published by Harper Collins. It was critically acclaimed and Suresh Menon of Cricinfo, who wrote that it was “the best book written by an Indian test cricketer.
Sheegrapatan award of the year – Yusuf pathan
ur sreesanths frnd appam chutti dopsa chutti frnd
chill fakey…they have no idea who they were actually abusing…so dont take any of the comments personally
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You are such a coward mann… you have no balls. what a fuckin waste of time. shame on you.
Hi Dude, I’ve read every one of your posts and have been following the blog more regularly than I did the whole of IPL. All I can say is you have the knack for humour and sarcasm and no matter what anyone says it was a good thing you dint disclose your identity….most people would want this to continue, me thinks xept for maybe few hundred people directly connected to the IPL
I’m sure you’ve contributed to a few bruised egos and more than one ulcer…anyhow best of luck for future endeavours whoever you are…I would really be surprised if you are actually a player…most of them cant string a sentence without fumbling…anyway see you when we see you…P.S. Whats with teh disclaimer…as it would really help if they ever found out 
– The neighbourofthebeast
great entertainment man .. hope you continue forever .. u leave for ever and definetely in the hostory of world cricket.
Hello Mr. Aakhash Chopara,
I got you now. I just saw you on NDTV and compare with your RIP speech. same side look and same voice.
I am sure you are Aakhash Chopara
Hello Mr. Aakhash Chopara,
I got you now. I just saw you on NDTV and compare with your RIP speech. same side look and same voice.
I am sure you are Aakhash Chopara
are u sourv gangulyy???
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hey FIP… u forgot one award… best gandu captain award… perhaps should go to brave baldy for leaving out sparrow n playing jerk nanny instead…
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Hi, since you started such popular blog, why not continue. Use this followship and popularity to your advantage and write on issues, like that of Big B or shoba de. Think about it. You will never get so much popularity ever, eb=ven if you try for the next 100 years. Cheers
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aah.. im missing the FIP updates in my blogger dashboard
THESE POSTS WERE GREAT WE ALL SURE LOVED TO READ THEM, ALTHOUGH FEW OF US ON PAPER TRIED TO SHOW THEIR DISPLEASURE
it’s been so long.. c’mon say something
FIP sucks.
AIP is real — he predicted nadal’s loss.
http://anotheriplpalyer.blogspot.com/2009/05/next-month-will-be-next-phase.html#comments
Oh u really are not coming back I thought u wld..it wld be good to get some news oncein a while with T20 starting
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