Yet another intense fielding session. And not surprisingly, hardly any dropped catches during practice. Looks like we always save our best for the real thing
2-3 changes are expected in the side for this game. But, it’s almost sure that that Lordie’s playing. Don’t know whether Skipper pushed it through, or a late night call from Dildo did the trick, or the “warning” comments on this blog made the decision, but Lordie’s in. Skipper and Lordie chatted for a longish period during training. Skipper has asked Lordie if he’d like to open today. Bhookha was opposed to the idea till yesterday, but speculation is rife that Bhookha may play along thinking that this is a better way to get rid of him than not letting him bat at all.
I think these few days off have done us a world of good. Skipper looks a lot more relaxed. And so does everyone else. There’s a sense of humour in the group. As a group there’s a sense of security. In some ways, there’s no burden of expectation, which helps I guess. Since Skipper’s fallout with Bhookha, he seems more in control. I think he’s going to fire today and we will win. Just a gut feel.
I wanted to take some time to answer a couple of questions that have come up several times in the comments section.
One, many of you have questioned the ethicality of this blog, given that I am being paid by Dildo. I don’t think so. Dildo’s not paying me or anyone else. We are being paid by the 200 Million Indians who are following this tournament. Everybody who has put in money – the tournament organisers, TV channels, team owners etc. – sell rights and properties to brands and earn big profits. The brands, who have already paid millions, put in a few millions more and advertise on every inch they can lay their hands on. Eventually, all you guys who have spent 4-8 hours in front of your TV watching a little bit of cricket and a lot of advertisements go out to the market and purchase the colas, the mobile phones, the clothes, and the potato chips that you didn’t really need. And that’s how brands make their profit – from every rupee of your hard earned money that you spend on them. So, my friends, Dildo’s not paying me. If there’s anyone who’s paying me, it’s you. It’s my duty to entertain you. And I am doing the best I can, with the limited talent I have at my disposal.
Two, some others have been asking me if the matches are fixed. I want to ask you, why fix matches when you can fix the game? You take a 5-day game, make it into a day game, and then further shorten it to a 3.5 hour game. Throw in scantily dressed dancers, cleavage-showing anchors, beauty contests, dumb ass commentators with stupid jokes. And some seriously good competitive cricketers. And you have a magic potion that can hypnotise 200 Million people for 4 hours every day for more than a month. That 200 Million population has more money in their hands than any betting syndicate in the world. The game’s about your time and your money. On the issue of fixed matches, having seen guys like Aila, Sheikh, Lordie, Priest, Deewar from fairly close quarters now, I can tell you that no amount of money can lure them to lose a match intentionally.
One last thing. I had mentioned about my decision to reveal my identity at the end of IPL. However, many of you wrote back saying that you’d rather this remain a mystery. Several of you also asked me not to chicken out and stick to my word. Now, while I created FIP, your participation by way of comments, love, appreciation, feedback, criticism, jokes, converations, brickbats, abuses etc have made FIP what it is today. FIP belongs to all of you as much as it belongs to me. And whether FIP’s identity should be disclosed or not, or how it should be taken forward, is as much your decision as mine. So, I’d like to throw the question open to all of you. I am putting up a poll on the right side. Pls take a few seconds to make your decision. One small request, please honour the democratic spirit of this blog and click only once.
Not sure if I’d get a chance to post before the match, but will try for sure. If not, see you later.
IPL & a Chaddi CricketerChaddi Cricketer Lordie's is similar story to labour Unionism in Bengal. In a factory when a worker joins- Will not perform- getting paid for no work is his birthright- resorts to unionism if you try to remove him- Starts Cholbe na Korbe naHere also- Chaddi Dada was not performing as Captain or player- He expects to be treated like a star irrespective of his performance.- When removed from Captaincy, resorted to group alongwith his chamchas.- BoriaBistar zumdar Bhendi TV etc.- Met CPM leaders Torned Speaker Bomnath ..Kharrrrrr…Fakje IPL player- Rubbed Pawar;s … lolNet resultThese commie Bongs have screwed the industry in Bengal and now screwing cricket in Bengal and India. also.Last year Chaddi DADA and bongs enjoyed SRK Bhookha literally Honeymoon all Bengal Dada Fake IPL Player were in ecstasy .This year parted away lol.. so calling him names.Chaddi hangerWhen short ball is bowled his Chaddi slips. This happened today also.Chaddi Dada 1 run in 8 ballsKumar to Chaddi Dada, OUT, and the short ball works again, how many times in this man's career have we seen him succumb to that, even I've lost count! After the fuller slower ball, PK changes up with a short delivery on the stumps and Ganguly makes a real mess of that, just lobbing it over the infield and straight to the man running in from the deep midwicket boundary, easiest catch he'll getChaddi drops from this Chaddi hanger Lordie Dada.Forget about that Chaddi Hanger Dada.He is root cause of failure of KKR.He is a main distraction.If they make LR Shukla or Dinda, Saha etc captain still winning rate will improve but remove that cry baby DadaAnd stop comparing him with Dravid Sachin Sehwag Laxman . They are class apart.Leave them Bhookha Bengal Sookha Kangal.Ratan Tata waited too long and made loss.Now SRK repeating waiting too long will make huge losses.With these fools you can make only losses.Stay away from these fools who think they are intelligent and come out with theories.Leave them Bhookha Bengal Sookha Kangal.No solutions in real life.Captaincy series wins abroad against quality oppositionPataudi one series winBedi and Wadekar 2 Series wins each against mighty of their times.Azar Chaddi Dada one each against quality oppositiombut Chaddi Lordie's Captaincy only series win gainst PAK abroad was shared so credit is devided between Dravid and Ganguly.Dhoni and Gavaskar one each against mighty side of their times Australia.Verdict- Chaddi Cricketer Dada was not most successful captain as projected by eastern journo and fans. As he captained for much lomger time with support of then Dalmiya. But he could not achieve what Bedi, Wadekar, Dhoni, Gavaskar achieved in shorter duration as captain.Now greatest Chaddiwala Zalimulian Dada period full of Zimbabwe Bangla Desh winsSeries win against quality opposition nil. How can we say him greatest ever captain?Captaincy series wins abroad against quality oppositionPataudi one series winBedi and Wadekar 2 Series wins each against mighty of their times.Azar Chaddi Cricketer Lordie Dada one each against quality oppositiombut Chaddi Captaincy only series win gainst PAK abroad was shared so credit is devided between Dravid and Chaddi.Dhoni and Gavaskar one each against mighty side of their times Australia.Verdict- Chaddi Lordie the Chaddi Cricketer was not most successful captain as projected by eastern journo and fans. As he captained for much lomger time with support of then Dalmiya. But he could not achieve what Bedi, Wadekar, Dhoni, Gavaskar achieved in shorter duration as captain.Chaddi Lordie Dada facing pacers on placid wickets. Lol…Pak test scene…42.3 Shoaib Akhtar to Chaddi , no run, moves outside leg stump, Shoaib sends a slower one on the stumps, tapped to backward point42.4 Shoaib Akhtar to Chhaddi Dada, 1 no ball, Ah! Drama. Ganguly moved outside leg stump and Shoaib followed him with a bouncer and Ganguly ducked and fell over on his backsideDADA COUNTING STARS IN BROAD DAY LIGHT.. FIGHTING ON EQUAL TERMS.42.4 Shoaib Akhtar to Chaddi Cricketer, OUT, Again he backs away, Shoaib fires in a full pitched delivery on the leg stump, Ganguly misses to connect with his heave and the leg stump is pegged back. Kumble has declared.SC Ganguly b Shoaib Akhtar 46 (58b 4×4 0×6) SR: 79.31Now Australia on flat pitch and old ball …61.5 Lee to Cgaddi Lordie Ganguly, no run, good bouncer, quick and angling towards the batsman, had Chaddi Cricketer Ganguly at sea there as he took his eyes off the ball61.6 Lee to Chaddi Dada Ganguly, OUT, Ganguly attempts a big hit but mistimes it, Lee delivers from round the wicket and lands it on a full length, Ganguly makes room for the loft but miscues it to Clarke at cover, it was in the air for a while SC Ganguly c Clarke b Lee 27 (37b 2×4 0×6) SR: 72.97Now in IPL Kumar like rookies are threatening him with short pitched stuff.Why Chaddi Lordie Dada is tame drawn test scorer?131 Drawn v Eng 1996 at Lord's balls played 301 strike rate136 Drawn v Eng 1996 at Nottingham balls played 361 strike rate147 Drawn v Sri Lanka 1997 at Colombo balls played 427 strike rate109 Drawn v Sri Lanka 1997/98 at Mohali balls played strike rate173 Drawn v Sri Lanka 1997/98 at Mumbai balls played strike rate101* Drawn v NZ 1998/99 at Hamilton balls played strike rate125 Drawn v NZ 1999/00 at Ahmedabad balls played strike rate100* Drawn v NZ 2003/04 at Ahmedabad balls played strike rate144 Drawn v Aus at Brisbane balls played strike rate100 Drawn v BD 2007 at Chittagong balls played strike rate102 Drawn v Pak 2007/08 at Kolkata balls played strike rate238 Drawn v Pak 2007/08 at Benglore balls played strike rateIndia won 38 tests since 1996 and see his contribution to wins.Theonly three innings innings caused India win see the quality.136 Win v Zim 2001/02 at Delhi balls played strike rateNo comments other than as always great innings against minnows.101 Win v Zim 2005/06 at Bulawayo balls played strike rateLaxman made 140 ran out in mixup with Saurav Ganguly128 Win v Eng 2002 at Leeds balls played strike rateOnly century caused against quality opposition.Here Dravid scored 148 Sachin scored193 in the match Dada also made hay while sunshines.Corrigendum as data was few months oldFinally The greatest Chaddi Lordie scored century for winning cause lol..A technology demonstration that he can cross magical figure of 100 in win against quality opposition at home.Hurray all boka’sKitana bhi Gaand patkao Chaddi can not be compared with Sachin Dravid Sehwag and Dhoni.Chaddi Lordie Sir Chaddi Cricketer the Bangla standard in ODI win Now let us see the effort and against which side124 v Pakistan Dhaka 1998 …..Tendulkar 41 in 26 balls RR singh 83 runs105 v New Zealand Sharjah 1998 …..sachin 40 Azar 32 , Agarkar 35/4109 v Sri Lanka Colombo (RPS) 1998 …..Tendulkar 128 , Agarkar 53/4130*v Sri Lanka Nagpur 1999……. Agarkar 14/3 Ganguly 4/4 seems real single handed sort.183 v Sri Lanka Taunton 1999….. Dravid 145 RR Singh 31/5153*v New Zealand Gwalior 1999 …..seems real single handed sort141 v Pakistan Adelaide 2000 Sachin 41 in 46 balls Dravid 32 Kumble 40/4105*v South Africa Jamshedpur 2000……Match Fixing period no comments141*v South Africa Nairobi 2000……Match Fixing period no comments117*v England Colombo 2002 …….Sehwag 126112*v Namibia Pietermaritzburg 2003 ….Namibia King107*v Kenya Cape Town 2003 ……prince against Kenya111*v Kenya Durban 2003……Tiger roaring against Kenya111 v Kenya Paarl 2001……Prince of Kenya against Kenya107*v Zimbabwe Bulawayo 1998 Azar 72 ….. King against Zimbabwe139 v Zimbabwe Nairobi 1999 Singh 41 Ramesh 31 ….Dada against Zimbabwe144 v Zimbabwe Ahmedabad 2000 …..A Legend against Zimbabwe135*v Bangladesh Dhaka 2000 …..Ami to Bangla KingSome facts — Was it a great innings?Chaddi Cricketer the Sir Chaddi Bangla Lordie scoring 144 against Australia to save match.Fact is bowlers were Gillespie MacGill ,bracken, Waugh ,KatichNo Macgrath Lee or Warne.1 st day —– Match started late due to rain on ended early bad light. Two rain interruptions in between2 nd day —— Match started late due to bad weather on ended early bad light. Good interruptions in between.3 rd day —— half an hour play due to bad light and rain4 th day —— play ended early Ganguly scored century at tea in conditions it was clear can not be played for result.5 th day —– play started late ended as draw with mutual consent of captains.How this can be match saving innings when everybody knew that there wont be result. Indian first inning ended on fifth dayDid Chaddi Cricketer The Sir Chaddi Bangla Lordie took us to world cup finals? 2003 World CupAgainst major oppositions where opening partnership was spoiled by Chaddi Crickter Ganguly8 v New Zealand at Paarl9 v Aus at Centurion19 v Eng at Durban0 v Pak at48 v Srilanka at Johannesburg3 v NZ at Centurion24 v Aus at JohannesburgAnd now look Tiger against minnows112 not out v Nam at Pietermaritzburg107 not out v Ken at Cape Town111 not out v Ken at Durban24 v Zim at HarareNot out against minnows to swell averages but mediocre batting performance. Now go and find out why we went to Finals who scored there? Keniya went to semis as England and New Zealand surrendered matches and points as protest against Zimbabwe regime for their safety. And those were supposed to be played there in Zimbabwe.and as England and New Zealand surrendered their matches in protest against Zim regime Kenya came to semis. The Chaddi Bangla Lordie The Chaddi Cricketer Ganguly is worser than rookies of 20-20 like Sharma Yusuf Uthappa and GambhirGangulyChaddi Lordie The Chaddie cricketer Bangla PrinceWadekarCaptained 16 matchesWins 4 quality 0 minnowsLosses 4 quality 0 minnowsQuality win loss ratio 50 : 50KapildevCaptained 34 matchesWins 4 quality 0 minnowsLosses 7 quality 0 minnowsQuality win loss ratio 36 : 64AzharuddinCaptained 47 matchesWins 13 quality opposition 1 minnowsLosses 13 quality 1 minnowsQuality win loss ratio 50 : 50Minnows booster Saurav ChaddopadhyayCaptained 49 matchesWins 12 quality 9 minnowsLosses 12 quality 1 minnowsQuality win loss ratio 50 : 50DravidCaptained 25 matchesWins 8 quality 1 minnowsLosses 6 quality 0 minnowsQuality win loss ratio 57 : 43Indians solo fighters for team scoring tons while loosing in Test cricketIndia lost 78 tests since 1996Sachin 9 tons solo fights for team Aus 4 SA 2 Eng Pak NZ one eachDravid 1 tons solo fights against Zim oneLaxman 2 tons solo fights against Aus twoSehwag 3 tons solo fights against Aus Pak SA one eachand the last Sir Chaddi Lordie the great Bangla Chaddi Cricketer uted no solo fight.These are either solo or sizable resistances while loosing others have not contrubeted enough so we lost. He scores when others soften balling by their pounding. Then the vulture comes to grab the kill' The Chaddi ' erected to honour Chaddi Lordie The Great Bangla Chaddi CricketerWhen you walk into the Eden Garden Stadium next time, a major landmark of Kolkata, you will certainly not miss 'Chaddi'.Made of 10 mtr cloth bricks, this 1 feet high and 4 ft wide structure, erected just a few steps into the stadium with broken helmet,Arm Guard Chest Guard, abdomen guard, Back Guard, like all protective armoury against medium of higher paced bowlers from world over is a unique tribute to home-born Chaddi cricketer Saurav Ganguly, who made it big hype in world cricket with the help of bangla media and commie politicians..The Chaddi Cricketer The Sir Chaddi Bangla Lordie Ganguly’s is similar story to labour Unionism in Bengal. In a factory when a worker joins- Will not perform- getting paid for no work is his birthright- resorts to unionism if you try to remove him- Starts Cholbe na Korbe naHere also- Dada was not performing as Captain or player- He expects to be treated like a star irrespective of his performance.- When removed from Captaincy, resorted to group alongwith his chamchas.- BoriaBistar zumdar Bhendi TV etc.- Met CPM leaders Torned Speaker Bomnath ..Kharrrrrr…Fakje IPL player- Rubbed Pawar;s … lolNet resultThese commie Bongs have screwed the industry in Bengal and now screwing cricket in Bengal and India. also.Last year DADA and bongs enjoyed SRK literally Honeymoon all Bengal Dada Fake IPL Player were in ecstasy .This year parted away lol.. so calling him names.
ohk… i dunoo who is who in ur blog mate… but im taking a wild guess… u Murali Karthik?
pls write more about appam plzzzz i like him to b mocked
hey man cool papa pipi pupu…ting ting tinga…..
hey..i cant find the poll
what a pathetic audio/video clip – as expected it was an Anti Climax – dude u sucked big time in that pseudo deep pondering, introspective, self reflective, soul searching, garbage – u are good only at writing and should stick to that
fuck off u fake player n kolkatta loosers
fuck u FIP n kolkatta loosers
u fake!! basturd
you cheat…..have some guts and reveal yourself
Madharchod, bhosrike,laude if u are a KKR player u shud try and make ur team win. Be loyal to your team. SRK is the biggest superstar of india . He’s been worshipped by his fan. Atleast dont write anything abusive about him.he is a great human being we all know. So better disclose your identity and get ur ass kicked. I have 2 words for u ‘SUCK IT’
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guys i think u shd buy a truck and start driving it to catch it
better chances u may win next few then.
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This has to be Akash Chopra. For one, FIPL says he skipped his IIM interview to see a match at the Kotla between Ind & Aus that Australia won. this has to be the one of the 2 1-dayers in April 1998. So the person must have entered college in 1994/95 which puts their year of birth at 1977 or 78 (i.e. 31 or 32 today). Only 3 members of the KKKR fit this age profile. Agarkar, Murali Karthik and Aakash Chopra. Only Aakash has published a book. Case closed.
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U R a ROCKSTAR !!! r u dancin in the closing ceremony with SS & KK
the guy seems to be an asshole, some laid off shit talking about kkr in south africa, kabhi ghar se bahar pav rakha nahi hoga, chale south africa.from mohit mittal
He is Rahul Bose
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