Teri Maa Ki (TMK) went out drinking and skipped training again. So, what? After all, his name is Teri Maa Ki and with a name like that you don’t expect him to behave like Vengirapu Venkata Sai Laxman.
Come on, let’s be honest here. The Dicks knew exactly what they were getting into when they picked him in the squad. All that the Dicks’ captain Dickhead hoped for is that TMK will stay out of major trouble like hanging from the hotel chandelier or running around naked. For the first few days though he was as good a Dickland citizen as is possible. He hardly ever spoke which meant hardly any profanities came out of his big mouth. But, it was also clear that he was climbing a very weak tree. The silent treatment he was giving everyone, especially the team’s vice-captain Pomeranian Pilla, wasn’t going down very well with people. But you can’t sack someone just because he isn’t speaking, can you?
So, what is the real problem. The real problem is something called Slot No. 4. A few days ago, Pilla had a heated argument with Dickhead on the batting order. Dickhead didn’t want Pilla in the middle order. He was clear that it’s either the opening slot or the bench. His choices for No. 4 and 5 were TMK and Pussy. Pilla wasn’t keen on opening and argued with his skipper on the issue. Eventually, it was agreed that Pilla will bat at No. 4 in the warm up game and his form will be assessed. During all this while, TMK kept quiet but wore a stupid smirk that annoyed Pilla no end. And as things turned out, Pilla did what he had to and earned his spot, while TMK sat around padded up watching his rightful place being snatched from him yet again. And true to his reputation, he went out drinking and during the binge he wasn’t quite discreet about his opinion of Pilla and the Dicks’ coach. Essentially, he put his Size 13 foot into his Size 1 mouth. And when you do that, it sure is gonna hurt.
Today, the team management confronted an unapologetic TMK. Dickhead still wanted a reconciliation and was hoping that the matter will blow over. But he was fighting a battle against Pilla and the Coach. Eventually, Pilla threatened that if TMK isn’t packed off, he will. The matter and the threat was reported to the Dickland’s CEO who then decided that TMK will return immediately. Most people in the team believe that TMK is going back partly because of himself, but mostly because of the No. 4 slot.
P.S. I am hoping that after this post, my friends in Delhi will finally learn that it’s not called Pomarian. And while I am at it I might as well tell them that it’s not called Labradog either.
Without a mention of Kishen Kanhaiyya..just imagine his poker ratty face.. and all these nocturnal activities…
Need these colorful chars..
It ain't Vengirapu Venkata …, its Vangipurappu Venkata…
I think you are trying your luck tooo far.. you should have wrapped it up after IPL. If you carry on… its not going to get much attention!!
ha ha. looks like FIP is getting it back. toes around comes around. either he will have to pull out something wonderful out of his balls if not brains otherwise he will be RIP soon. but i am enjoying it now for a change. i am the best. i am the king:):):).
Hi FIP
I am glad I kept checking your blog and here you are. I knew you would be back soon…afterall you can't keep the lid on talent.
Glad you are back…let the creativity flow at his best…I am now more excited about this world cup.
You are so good at coming up with names!! Hats off! Al Pakeeza's Weapons of Self Distruction and Dicks from Dickland.. so apt and I like that you have started calling Sticky Something as Dickhead now. He is the head of Dicks and definitely is a dickhead. Explanation for the names TMK and Pomeranian Pilla are also fairly obvious. But could somebody explain to me why is cool dude being called Captain Kakdi? Is it because he is as cool as a cucumber?? FIP, dude… you are awesome!!!
Hey FIP.. I follow your blog regularly.. But last 2 blogs were not ur writing Style.. Wish u'd come back to your old self soon… Captain Kakdi??? Dont und the reason for calling our Cool Dude by tat name.. C'mon.. U can do better than tat.. Cheers.. Keep rockin!!!!
Dude its a tough task to keep ensuring that each and every blog turns out to be funny. Having said that I belive that you're trying really hard to keep posting but as a result compromising on the quality and the humour that was pretty high up there.
take it easy,put in some more time into your writing and I'm certain we would see the "form" that you showed many many posts earlier.
TeriMaaKi-symonds
anyone who's been watchin TV since jan 2008 would know why
pomeranian pilla–clarke…..he's nicknamed pup
pussy—–mike hussey
dickhead–ponting (LOL)
still cant figure who the Dicks are?
i agree with your post about Old Cricket Order's discomfiture about India's rise. While i still take their #1 tag with a pinch of Tata Namak, I can say they're probably best team in short & shortest format. Hope MiB dont prove me wrong. I have an intuition that it might boil down to MiB, Proteas, Queen Bees & some surprise Jack-in-the-Box in last four. Dickhead, F** You! hahha
And sad to know that Cool Dude isnt being granted what he wishes. I guess after Bengal Maharajah, he's the best thing to happen to India, at least in newer formats.
And cant hide my surprise to read your new posts. frankly speaking, your blog was *the* event of the IPeeL 2.0 [at least LM should rename it as International; i mean Durban isnt Delhi & Bloemfotein aint Bombay]… i thought you wouldnt write anymore. but its good…keep up the good work.
waiting for more
You are back in style my friend… I keep checkin u r blog all the while….. gives me something to do when am at office…. "labradog" awesome sense of humor
Hi FIP
Its good that u r trying hard to give nicknames to players . But i think u r thinking too hard for this and trying to correlate old incidences. But this takes our humousr ot of ur post and keep reader guessing about the person instead of enjoying ur post.
Please consider this before giving name … i like in ur earlier post nicknames which we can easily correlate like Chappal , Big sister etc .
otherwise ur blog is good and we r hoping that u will give lots of insider information than the news papaer material.
thanks
Amol
Bahut ho gayi "nick"name dropping..kuch dhang ka likh bhai.. Ek to waise hi tu bakchod tha.. abto boring bhi ho gaya hai bahut zyada..Grow a dick and write a book as you hinted in the video of yours.
lol…Well written
when will you reveal yourself ?
Its good you are back but the nicknames are not so cool now. I hope to read from you again. but plz get rid of these cheap nicknames and get the humor back.
hahaha…very easy 2 sit in front of ur pc and call names 2 people///saale chutiye aagar gaand main dum hain tuoh saamne aa..u are nothing else but a FATTU…A PAPER TIGER WHO BARKS ONLY IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER……(THAT 2 IN A HIDDEN WAY..LOLZZ)
FUCK U
dude….u r getting disgusting day by day.aisi baat nahi hain u were always disgusting,but now u have reached amazing levels of low lying cheap stuff.get a life and grow a dick. u are one sorry ass
great stuff dude..dickhead.lol..pommerian pilla nahi voh galli ke kutte ka pilla ahain…dost pomerian ko bura lagega
lavde wats ur achivement compared the cricketer u r calling captain dickhead???i agree he is a idiot and often crosses the limit at times…but he has 35+centuries in test cricket….how many u have u idiot??
have u ever progreessed beyod 1 tappi cricket of ur building compound…i guess tereko hi ball uthaane behjte rahenge when the ball used 2 FALL IN THE GUTTER..that is why u have this gutter mentality…
chutiye….u dont even have pontings or for the matter any cricketers 1/10th talent…no cricket laurels are gonna be written in ur names..they are all gonna be in the name of sachin,punter,dhoni etc etc..
u just sit and bark rubish here…if ponting is dickhead..then u r a fuckhead
^^ LOL
far better and popular blog
http://anotheriplpalyer.blogspot.com/
bhai is chutiyee FIP nay apnay video may bola tha 90% comment yeh khud dalta hai ..is matlab is dhichod nay yaha 72 comment daalay hai ab tak kay 80 comments may..bhai logo hum yaha par 8 log hi jaisnay comment dallay hai LOL..chutia FIP..go to this blog ..say saala jo predict kar raha hai sab sahi ho raha hai
blog ka naam likna bhool gaya http://anotheriplpalyer.blogspot.com/
good that you are back. looks like any T-20 game is incomplete withour your blog!!!
great going and keep entertaining!!!
-Jayant
FIP is randi ka pilla…….
FIP is randi ka pilla…….
FIP is randi ka pilla…….
FIP is randi ka pilla…….
see…anonymous is FIP……he's abusing himself…this guy is a bloody psycho….damn……
:-p :-p :-p
Idiot you get your names right before accusing your Delhi mates of not knowing dog names. It is Vangipurappu
used to follow your blog regularly… but post IPL its real sad… these are not FIP's fun posts anymore… writing style deteriorated!!
poor article…
Heeeeeeeee………..Long Live the DICK Community…………Dickland, Dickhead…Dicks……u have more teams and people to name……keep going….
Is there a list of all the players with their nick names, e.g.:
Dildo = SRK
Bhookha Naan = Buchanan
Lordie = Ganguly
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ROFL!!!!!!Awesome stuff dude..hahaha..i cant stop laughing..ppl who dont like this blog,y cant u just get lost?we seriously can do without your comments
welcome back! dont forget to say things on yusuf this time
I love it. The humor is top notch!!
Great blog dude
Why don't u monetize ur blog?
chutiya fip
Delhi friends love you for this knowledge enhancement… but it would still be called Pomarian and Labradog… lol
Yeah sometimes I dont get the nicknames either…so put up a reference guide (it will make for more laughter and less clicking)
Wanderer man… who asks you to even look at this at the end of the day when your grey cells are tired?
Why dont you rather start your day with this instead, fresh
Its a different matter altogether to get to the blog every morning and not finding anything new posted there. That would really disappoint.
keep it up man….dont be bothered by comments going down….
most of the guys dont know you are writing
keep it up…
cheers!!
Ugh
If I was ever a fan of the Fake IPL Player, that time has long gone
The same crap over and over, the IPL's over mate, please do us all a favour and go get a life.
I know youre loving your new found fame, but it's old. And the only ones that truly seem to idolise you are a bunch of lost twenty year old indian supporters who can't understand the english of half of what you write.
Youre writing has increasingly become more and more bitchy and whiny, and now its becoming increasingly apparent you're just full of hot air.
Here in australia we have a term for your type.
Attention whore.
Get over yourself, Its getting old.
Wow !! Thanks for the info mate…. Now we can see a better smile on TMK's face as the whole team is kicked out of the tournament….
ok now the stichk is getting stale, the novelty has worn off.
This blog has become un-funny. Dragging on with the same ghisa-pita formula, its time has passed. Its like Amitabh in Toofan: relying on past reputation and glory. Time to take a break and blog again during next years IPL – you want people to wait for you, and not get turned off. Everybody hates a guest who oversatys …
It's Vangipurappu dude… may be you dilli wallahs can add that to the bichchu kukka list!
I am hoping that after this post, my friends in Delhi will finally learn that it's not called Pomarian. And while I am at it I might as well tell them that it's not called Labradog either.
HILLARIOUS FIP U R SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD