Forget Private Ryan. Save Captain Kakdi Instead.
Talk about biting the hand that’s feeding you or killing the goose that’s laying golden eggs. The illustrious Blues’ cricket administrators have either never heard these tales or years of free loading has stuffed their heads with nothing but rotten cow dung. Just when I was thinking that the Blues’ future seams secure, they have taken the first step towards taking Blues’ cricket a few steps backwards, yet again.
Apparently, Captain Kakdi wanted to play this tournament as a specialist batsman. His fingers are sore, swollen, all bruised and patched up due to all the cricket he’s played over the last 2 years. And he believes that he commands a place in the side purely as a batsman as well. To my mind, that’s a very reasonable demand from a guy who’s taken Blues’ cricket to heights never seen before. But not quite so for the Big Asses who run the game. He’s been told that he doesn’t get in if he doesn’t keep wickets. Somewhere deep down they probably resent the fact that Captain Kakdi has become bigger than them in the eyes of the public. In their strange drug-induced reasoning, they believe that people stay up late nights to see these good-for-nothings in their pot bellies and ill-fitting safari suits at prize distribution ceremonies. I think someone needs to show them the mirror. Although finding a mirror to fit in their bloated egos will not be easy.
For now though, Captain Kakdi will play through the pain. And I sincerely pray that he comes back victorious, cos I am not sure what price he and Blues cricket may have to pay for a loss.
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And Athar Ali Khan is FIP.
FIP teri aurat ki chut me dala to gaand se bahar nikla. wanna c action replay of same on u.
FIP teri aurat ki chut me dala to gaand se bahar nikla. wanna c action replay of same on u.
I love reading your blog FIP – keep it up. You are brilliant!
Hey Akash
it's not funny anymore
please stick to your tv reporting….
Cheers
hey madar pat,behen ke laude,madarchod saale tu band kar tera aye chut ka khel,behenchod hijde,sale ghand mey dum to hai nahi,badi-badi baateein karta hai…salee laude ke baal…chut ke dhakken…tero ko lagta hai ki NDTV par logoo ko chutiya bana kar tu maa chod dale go???madarchod naam bata …apna ..nahi to terey ko chod dalaege,ek din mey 500 response bejenge ,teri maa-behen ek kar denge aur teri gand mar mar ke laaaaaaal ke denge,madarchod bahut ho gaya,ab agar band ke ya apne chut ka ghungat khol…nahi kholega to lund ke posting hogi…
akash.. fakeys name is akaash..?
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCHHHHHHHHHHHHHODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh uuuuhhhhhhhh teri gand maar raha hu…….
U r Anil?
AKA Jumbo?
Captain kakdi is among the greatest Indian players ever…its funny if he doesnt get a place in side in ODIs…in fact its comical…in 20-20 and Tests,thought u can give a second thought,but Again The great Dhoni deserves it….
stop this blog now dude ..it is not making any sense now…
Nice to see you back FIP.
I think, now you should change the domain BTW.
Change to something like faket20player.blogspot.com
welcome back! dont forget to say things on yusuf this time
Hello Mastdesi,
How are you. Oh sorry, need to write in english. Don't worry boy.. FIP is starting a blog in Hindi especially for people like you. Pity that your parents didn't put you in a Engligh medium school.. or did they at all??
Boss. this blog is meant for people with proper background and with certain amt of grey matter.. please take care…
FIP,
You should just go by the number of comments that follows each piece of your blog.. This should be the only barometer. Please don’t stop blogging due to some vested interest and uncouth fellows trying to undermine you and us. Don’t you see their desperation. They would do anything to stop you. God only knows how many big shots pulling the string trying to stop you there. But you should come back to do the right thing, as you yourself said once. We would always wait…
Come on shakespeare ki aulad…you think you are english literary genius & 'cultured',are you a illegitimate product of them???everyone knows english beti chod…people like you see those sbusive english movies wher fuck is the only key word..&when you hear that in hindi ..you think its vulgar???bloody hypocrite..buch of impotent bastards,,why dont you reveal names of blogger if you have blogsites..if we have blogsite we will proudly reveal our identity..
welcome back FIP! nice to see your posts again! interesting inside info is the USP of your blog, man! keep it up!!
You are right about the good-for-nothing BCCI politicos and their bloated egos… Dhoni is the best thing that has happened to the Indian Cricket Team after Sachin!! Nevertheless, I hope he will soon prove his batsmanship again!
Hi FIP,
Some awards missed out:
1) Best New Kamar: Big Sister
2) Papita katega sabme batega award: Mandy
3) Rapidex English Award: Little John for bawl
4) Slimedog Billionaire award: Dildo
Good that you are following our views of stopping blogs under this name. Please do not write any other blog. It will undo your reputation terribly. You have only spammers on the blog. But do continue to investigate on Indian cricket and find other ways of writing about it.
But, please, please stop writing on this blog.
Although finding a mirror to fit in their bloated egos will not be easy.
Very Well Said…………………………….. Aakash man you rock……………………….
Fed up of crap???
visit-
http://www.vrtex.blogspot.com
dhoni is not the first wicketkeeper batsman of the world…there are others as well…and he needs to bat only sometimes with such a strong batting lineup….its a stupid demand from dhoni…i think his days are numbered…his luck is running out as well…gautam gambhir shud be the captain of indian team….he has better leadership skill.
gautum gambhir shud lead team india…he has better cricketing sense…and doesnt believe in politics…dhoni is a politician.
Most of us can judge what is going to happen in near future. Dhoni playing thru' the twenty 20 tourney and opting to stay away from the forthcomung tours consisting test matches and one dayers in the west indies.
Dhoni is losing it by thinking that he can be in the team on the basis og his batting alone. He should keep wickets and keep himsel out o the top 5 in the batting line up. Gautam is a better anchor and he should not try anchoring with Gautam. We need the explosions to begin by over 10 especially since we have Raina, Yuvaraj, and the Pathan brothers.
Fip athar ali khan ka louda hai aur uski gutli chusne waale madarchod hai… aur uski bhen ki chut mein ungli karne wala sabse bada dildo hai… abh band kar teta chudai chudai ka khel…
Hi Friend
I hope you read this message. Your blog carries really spicy cricketing stories, which all the readers must have enjoyed till now. Your inside stories about KKR were hilarious and at the same time an eye opener for the cricket maniac Indians. Presumably and as claimed by you, It affected the players mentioned in your blog. And do you really think that it will be prudent to repeat the same thing about players from Indian cricket team. It will certainly affect the performance of Indian team. I am eager to read all the spicy stories but not at the expense of my country getting kicked out of the tournament. I will certainly urge you to show restraint while writing about Indian players. It might be a better idea…to write full of spicy stories about other cricketing teams…how about Pakistan….
I believe you must be aware of English journalist highlighting controversies about Aussies during Ashes and vice versa but never about their own players.
Dude, I enjoyed the blog initially, but it has become too crap and boring now! You will see from the lack of comments that people yawn at your blog now and dont enjoy it as much!
You really have killed the blog on your own.
Stop stretching it like a bubblegum or one of those Ekta Kapoor serials because it seems that you are writing just for the heck of it or the fact that you are too used to it.
U r Anil?
AKA Jumbo?
Kumble just joined the comentry team. English z excellent as the one that came on the vid.
Can have access to all inside stories, commands the respect of all players, and i think nothing negetive abt anil was written in the blog during IPL2?
So my money is on Anil kumble being the FIP.
Just note he told he is going to travel to report the world t20, so there he is, what do u think guyz?
Kakdi's brother has joined politics of rival party of asses who control BCCI, Kakdi will face problems cause in India politics comes before country…
To those commenters in top 10, 20 and 100….
are u guys still checking this blog every second for a new article and inside info….??? can understand the excitement during IPL2 for the inside info, but wats the plot now and where is the excitement…? guys u gave this blog its due respect, but don't lose sleep over it now. sure it was funny and interesting then, but now FIP really needs to give us a reason good enough to follow him….
It was an in-thing to follow FIP then, not now, so dont be over the moon in commenting in top 100…
He more or less lost it after his lecture and sad portrayal on Indian cricket.. the game on which his popularity is thriving.. and the game we follow so religiously…
so this time if FIP is not a player in the team, then he is just a scribe trying to be humorous, more humorous than others… and trying very hard at that..
sure u r talented FIP…. re-invent that spark u ignited during IPL2. Make the blog more spontaneous… otherwise few followers like me will be disappointed to lose on this blog once it enters the Zzzzzzzzzz zone…
anant patil, cut the gyan and keep it short man – use you dick as benchmark
Hahaha, right on anony @ 4:46 pm, anant patil gyani (chota) laude ka bal
whats the matter dude? no new posts? why?? do you need more time to come up with scenarios where you can ridicule the players? or have you run out of ideas? perhaps you are thinking of another lie to cover up all the lies so far. is that it??
talking of mirrors, why dont you take a long hard look at yourself in one? you will see the face of a wanker with a sick, demented mind who thinks nothing of conning people just because the internet gives his perverted mind the opportunity to do so.
and then i hope you can be proud of yourself.
make gautum gambhir the captain of indian team…it wud be fantastic…what u guys think???
oh and fuck you anant patil
hi FIP, welcome back!! missed you…
ur earlier blog says all teams are against india winning….well then we have to win more then ever…
go india go!!
Waiting to hear the inside story of the Dhoni / Sehwag 'rift'.
bastard……you are back!!! .. ha ha ha ha
we want more insights
There is no way a bangla dude like Athar Ali Khan can write this blog you are nuts!!!!
I know who FIP is. He is actually a Senior Journalist natively from Andhra Pradesh who has a lot of social networking and connections with various people involved in Cricket.
U guys will find out about him when he would reveal the identity after the T20 WC (That's what he said to me!)
"they believe that people stay up late nights to see these good-for-nothings in their pot bellies and ill-fitting safari suits at prize distribution ceremonies"
HILLARIOUS!!!
do they fip? do they? haahaahaa
u r so funny man
i wanna marry ur brains!!!
hey FIP welcome back, dont forget yusuf this time
FIP Maakey Laurdey, kuch naya likh na… Saley main bore ho raha hoon, bhardwey ki aulad! Nayi taazi khabar kia hai Indian Camp ki? Paki? SAF? Lankan & WI? Margaya kia kahin?? Harami sala FIP!
Kisi ki choot mein tu apni jeeb to nahi dey raha hai. Dekhna wo paad na dey! Agar Tamil hua to RDX terey mu mein aa jaeyga. India Girl hui to khatti hogi. Raj hua to kisi ka semen hoga kiunki wo gay hai na… Punjabi hua to ghee nikleyga. Hahaha…
FIP Bhosrdi key, tu hai na pakka harami & gaddar. KKR mein tu tha; abi London mein bhi; aur agey kahan kahan jaeyga? Kitni Blues ki maa bhen tu chudwaeyga?
Tendulkar kiun mu chupa key bhag raha hai WI janey sey – bata na?? Haarney se wo darta to nahi budha kutta Sachin!
Ganguli, Lax, Rahul ko… wapis laney ka na re baba ODI mein.
Dhoni ko rest do. Jaey wo shave karey, shadi karey, add shoot karkey phir FIP ya kisi Paki gi GAND mein shoot karkey aur Dada phir sey lead karey. Mangta hai kia? Joi nai agree karta hai uski maa kaun… RANDI hai!
FIP tu sala HARAMI hai kaun. Indian hi hoga… Gaddar jo hai. East or West Paki is the best.
Ab Indian behnchods Paki go gali denggey aur Paki maadarchod Indians ko aur ham Gora log maza lengga…
Waatch bhindi movies. Punjabis are producing prostitues in every house. Bangganguli of kolkatta are bhardwas. Pakistanis are… inko to bolna hi beykaar hai…
Sab eik awaz mein bolo… FIP ki maa bahen ki chootss mein SRK key pathan baap ka Lauda!
Hindoos ki maa ki choot mein punjabion da lauda! Laloo Prasad manmohan singh sey chudwata hai apni gaand.
All hindoos are fucked up hyped up ass holes. Wanna challenge my opinion?
Tell me you hindoo bastuuurds, how many children your Sheeva Rapist bhaagwaan has? You will say 2 – Kuttey waley mu (Ganasha) and Murugan aka (MURUGANdu). You will hide about his 3rd son. Yes, you will. If you dont know your mother or pundit wont tell you.
Sheeva's 3rd son is Ayyappaaa. Of course they have different names in different cities. His templlles and prayers gather millions in south india.
Next question, who is Ayaaappaaa's mother. Surprise, surprise. Is is Sree CKrisshna the playboy bastuurd.
Was this a gay marriage? Then how the baby came about? Ckrishna change autar, became a girl and Sheeva rapped him/ her in the jungle. He did not tell them that Sheeva will be ahsamed so he/she let Sheeva continue to rape him.
After the incident, the moron could not change to become a boy back because he/ she was pregnant. 9 months later Ayyaapppaa came out.
Go ask you pundit of the hold story of the 3rd son of Sheeva the rapish maderchod!
If you find this to be true, change your fake religion. Stop drinking cow piss. Start learning urdu. It is phir not fir, you ass holes.
Bhindie movies are famour because 98% is speaking urdu not hindi. Can tell me 1 fuqin song which does only have hindi words, no urdu? You dont say dhaneywaad… you keep on saying shukria.
Why? Because you asss holes are dam fuqed up. Borm moron.
Behnchod Pakis gone to final? How? This can not happen to these ass hole team. Where are blues – oic… makin blue films with their mothers, aunts, granny, betiya, bahu and their annimals.
Now, sab milkey eik awaz mein bolo… FIP ki maa ki phateyli choot mein SRK dey pio di bhains da kaal lauda aur FIP ki bahen ki phateyli phuddi wich Hanu-man de bandad la lauda!
main kaun – james bond 007!
ya no new stuff but its funny anyway.
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