It’s time!
I am back. I had to be back. The Championship is just about to begin. And, with the news that’s coming in from my different sources close to the teams, this will be one helluva championship. Very different from the last one where 12 national teams went against one another. This one’s about 3-4 teams going against ONE. This championship is as much about each team trying to win as it is about some teams wanting to ensure that the Blues don’t win.
Yes, it’s true! While everyone has pretty much accepted the financial muscle of the Blues, it’s their cricketing muscle that they can’t stand the sight of. And the Blues haven’t really been subtle about strutting their biceps lately, especially under Captain Kakdi. The First World of Cricket misses the good ol’ days when they could live off the Blues’ money and also kick their butts. Over the last couple of years, things have kind of turned around. Now, most times that they play the Blues, they tend to lose their pants in the process. And this stark nudity in the glaring sun is giving them sun burns in certain unmentionable parts of the body. It’s itching and itching real bad. The Blues have to lose whether we win or not. This seems to be the motto of the Championship in 2009.
Never before in history have the Blues gone into a World level tournament as overwhelming favourites. For the first time in 20 years, the Dicks of Dickland aren’t the overwhelming favourites. Al Pakeezah’s Weapons of Self Destruction (WSDs) blame the Blues for everything that happens to them including no cricket, no action, no money, no government, no brains, too much RDX. The Islanders, on the other hand, have believed since 1996 , that they are the Dicks of South Asia and want to be treated like one. The Queen Bees want to prove that Blue Money can’t buy their cotton flannels, bow ties, and fish & chips. All-in-all, this promises to be the mother of all wars, where Captain Kakdi leads his band of marauders to slam the final nail into the coffin of the Old Cricketing World Order.
I leave for Vilayat tomorrow for another round of under ground reporting, the way I see it and the way I observe. Whatever comes to my knowledge will be on the blog. What I see is what you get.
Let the war begin!
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dont beat me plss
Looking forward to another season of entertainment. Reading your cricket blog is a definite pleasure. Keep the good show going!
I love you FIP
Welcome back- I am sure reading your blog will be more entertaining than watching the Twenty20 world cup
oh.. welcome bak ma bro!!! gr8 2 c u bak!!!
dicks of dickland— lmao!!
Wish you the best- looking forward for more amusement-checking these Twenty20 world cup updates from your blog is sure going to beat reading any newspaper in the morning for the scores of the previous day
welcome back o great one… u r the life of cricket.. eagerly awaiting ur funny sarcasm filled blogs…
Now you should change your name to "FAKE WORLDCUP PLAYER"…..Think what????
Hey, your Back! WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME!
to your own blogspot:-)
"Al Pakeezah's Weapons of Self Destruction (WSDs) blame the Blues for everything that happens to them including no cricket, no action, no money, no government, no brains, too much RDX."
Lol.
BLUES rule…we ll kick there little white asses and some paki one's too…GO BLUES GO
Hey U, U love blogging so keep writing. I would just like to say that while u like giving shady names to the teams and the players it would be nice if you kept your language decent. You are an educated chap, so why use cheap language.
On a lighter note, you had to be back didn't you… It must be really nice knowing that that there are so many people out there who are dying to read your next post. You kind of feel significant. Your blog is basically gossip and we all like gossip so three cheers for your blog.
To all you readers who find this blog is boring, please stay away from it. You wont be guillotined if you don't read this blog. There are thousands of us who still believe this site is quite interesting and funny. Instead of discouraging the blogger just be happy to be smiled when you read this blog!
Where is KK(Kishen Kanhaiyya commentator)? He must have left his profession after that and may be turned into a Sadhu..
FIP, Be prepared to meet him in Hell.
Let the war begin??
Are you referring to your war with The Mole @
http://t20worldcupmole.blogspot.com
Either both of you are the same person.. or as you say.. Let the war begin..
Shut the fuck man we r not gonna listen any more shit from ya.. u simply suck.
welcome back FIP…nice blog after the break
Wow….cool post…almost makes me feel patriotic….go boys in blue!! Ishant will surely do better "balling" when Bhookha Naan ain't around.
I don't agree with the comments here saying that your posts have become boring. I found them interesting…keep them coming dude.
I agree captain kakdi needs to be taken care o or else he will get burnt out.
What's ur take on the news that all's not well with team blue and captain kakdi is giving cold shoulders to sehwag.
Welcome back dear. Im happy that u r back, I dont care whether u r fake original or whatever, u r witty to say the least. Keep them coming. I enjoy ur posts.
Heard ..anything about gangu teli ……I have a news that he was kicked on his back by dona .she was really humilated by her friends for being wife of gangu ..Gangu ,s impotent form like him is fault of phoren baba,,
Yess , for sending him on a pitch where ball rises aand comes to the ribbcaze ,,
Bowler should respect his age and throw him ball underhand so that he should make 30-40 odd runs and could save his pride ..
gangu teli ,,,,,,,,,,baksh de bhai
hey i thought fakeiplplayer is loads of gas and should hv been dead by now
Dude whats the update on viru and dhoni spat. Anything juicy?
hiii
Since you are so particular about your English (Labradogs, huh?), you may note that the correct expression is "let the wars begin". And FYI I am a Delhi-wallah!
Boss Anonymouson your comment about Gangu teli..
Please visit en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sourav_Ganguly
to enlighten yourself.. Come out of this typical(old) myth of Indian Men… opprtunist, moneyminded, narrow.. provincial.. etc. etc..
One good thing about India's economic libaration is we see these types less and less now-a days.. but not fully eradicated yet…
People who find this Blog uninteresting and even using slang, should seriously consider scanning for own Grey matter. Or rather, read the blog multiple times( printing out even if needed).. we can’t deny the fact there are such events in each of our lives where we didn’t get things in first time, only after repeated try we could manage.. No shame in this..
Also, one more thing.. I have seen blogs written and visited my other nationals… Using of Slang seem to be limited only in Indian Subcontinent.. It’s a shame or proof that we are still not up to the mark of other successful nations..All over the world slangs are used ( mostly within close friends though), I do use it, but putting in paper only highlights the crudeness and lack of basic education on those individuals. India will eventually come out of that.. only a matter of time and education.
BORING..
mind ur words against team india dude.. keep your ass open on KKR not against india.. dont think ur ipl blogs made u popular. hell !!
Fuck you and the Blues ..ball less ass hole!!1
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interesting blog the above post has given..
but good to see u back FIP..
welcome back babes……:)
you are the reason Indians are being attacked Down Under. Didnt' make sense right?
Niether this blog. I'm wondering how cud u come up with a superb, mind-blowing theory? If all is supposed to be true then did England and Australia lose so India would too? How does this formula work?
welcome back! dont forget to say things on yusuf this time
boom boom pow
boring……
Good to have you back Fakey!
nice to see you back man…. Keep rocking…
Great to have you back yaar…keep reporting…btw any theory on why the press are ganging up on Mr India?…They are doing a better job at dividing the focus of the team than the opposition…
"Too much RDX"!!!….That was hilarious, man!!!….Send me into splits!!!…Its been a while since I laughed so much!!!…Thank you FIP, you made my day!!!….
FIP you are a D—head
"The First World of Cricket misses the good ol' days when they could live off the Blues' money and also kick their butts."
[profound thought fip I ve been foolowing cricket since decades but this thought didnt come in my head]
"Al Pakeezah's Weapons of Self Destruction (WSDs) blame the Blues for everything that happens to them including no cricket, no action, no money, no government, no brains, too much RDX."
[very well written, it has the pathos, the agony, the anger and the pain all INDIANS feel against these devil incarnates. how can one forget shahid afridi sayin after he lahore blasts that <..mulk ko bacha lo isko nazar lag gai hai..> saale humhe nazar lagate hai acha hai khood ek doosre ko maar rahe hai]
PLEASE FIP, WHEN TALKING ABOUT THESE BASTARDS USE AS MUCH FOU LANGUAGE AS POSSIBLE
WE LL BE INDEBTED TO U
* FOUL
hey FIP welcome back, dont forget yusuf this time
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