‘Morning Blues. This is your wake up call.

Well, well, well. Who would have imagined this scenario going into the second weekend of the championship? The Dicks are out. The Blues are fading. And the Weapons have tried every Self Destruction method in their book – dropped catches, sprayed the ball around, made fools of themselves – and yet have all but found their way to the semis. Stranger things have happened in life, but this one sure takes me by surprise.

The Blues have lived a lifetime in the last 24 hours. Last night, after the match, they all seemed to be a bit too cocky, especially the batsmen. Even the younger guys were seemingly nonchalant, showing a false facade of bravado, giving excuses like, “nothing worked today”, “one of those days”, “off-day”, (and the one that I hate the most which is fast turning out to be the most abused term in cricket these days), “I played my natural game”. Dude, you got things a bit mixed up in your head. Your natural game should be ‘not getting out’, and not ‘getting out to stupid shots’. You have two choices. Either you learn this on your own or you can have this drilled into your head by the Blues supporters. I am sure they’ll oblige. Ask any Blues’ player who went to West Indies in 2007 for a first-hand experience. Anyway, despite the cocky exterior, they remained indoors last night, which was surprising given that this was Friday night in London with no game the following day.

What I hear is that they woke up Saturday morning wondering what really happened the previous night. Surprise, surprise. They showed up and they didn’t win. The news seems to be finally dawning on them that they need to do more than just show up. Throughout the tour, the team training sessions have been optional. 5 players had turned up for the session one day before the last match. Surprisingly, the training session today was scrapped. Fetching the ball from the boundary in the last match must have been extremely tiring, I presume.

Spent some time in the team hotel today evening. And reading between the lines, the body language and interpreting some non verbal cues, I get the feeling that these guys are a bit on the edge now. Reality seems to be finding its place in a little corner inside their heads. The turn of events has taken them by surprise and they seem nervous about the repercussions of another “off-day of playing their natural games”. The smiles on their faces are betraying more emotions than what’s obvious.

So from brash over confidence on friday night, to bemused amazement on saturday morning, to nervous anxiety on saturday evening, their lives seem to have turned half a circle.

The Weapons from Al Pakeezah, on the other hand, are Free Wheeling into the Free Willy world. Why not? They deserve to. Most of their guys were seen crossing the street opposite The Ritz in Piccadilly. They split into 2 groups after that. The bigger group made their way into Mahiki while a smaller group of 3-4 entered the Gentleman’s Club called Mayfair Club. I believe they are still there as I write this at 1.45 am London Time.

233 Responses to “‘Morning Blues. This is your wake up call.”


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  • FIP Maakey Laurdey, kuch naya likh na… Saley main bore ho raha hoon, bhardwey ki aulad! Nayi taazi khabar kia hai Indian Camp ki? Paki? SAF? Lankan & WI? Margaya kia kahin?? Harami sala FIP!Kisi ki choot mein tu apni jeeb to nahi dey raha hai. Dekhna wo paad na dey! Agar Tamil hua to RDX terey mu mein aa jaeyga. India Girl hui to khatti hogi. Raj hua to kisi ka semen hoga kiunki wo gay hai na… Punjabi hua to ghee nikleyga. Hahaha…FIP Bhosrdi key, tu hai na pakka harami & gaddar. KKR mein tu tha; abi London mein bhi; aur agey kahan kahan jaeyga? Kitni Blues ki maa bhen tu chudwaeyga?Tendulkar kiun mu chupa key bhag raha hai WI janey sey – bata na?? Haarney se wo darta to nahi budha kutta Sachin!Ganguli, Lax, Rahul ko… wapis laney ka na re baba ODI mein. Dhoni ko rest do. Jaey wo shave karey, shadi karey, add shoot karkey phir FIP ya kisi Paki gi GAND mein shoot karkey aur Dada phir sey lead karey. Mangta hai kia? Joi nai agree karta hai uski maa kaun… RANDI hai!FIP tu sala HARAMI hai kaun. Indian hi hoga… Gaddar jo hai. East or West Paki is the best. Ab Indian behnchods Paki go gali denggey aur Paki maadarchod Indians ko aur ham Gora log maza lengga…Waatch bhindi movies. Punjabis are producing prostitues in every house. Bangganguli of kolkatta are bhardwas. Pakistanis are… inko to bolna hi beykaar hai…Sab eik awaz mein bolo… FIP ki maa bahen ki chootss mein SRK key pathan baap ka Lauda!Hindoos ki maa ki choot mein punjabion da lauda! Laloo Prasad manmohan singh sey chudwata hai apni gaand.All hindoos are fucked up hyped up ass holes. Wanna challenge my opinion?Tell me you hindoo bastuuurds, how many children your Sheeva Rapist bhaagwaan has? You will say 2 – Kuttey waley mu (Ganasha) and Murugan aka (MURUGANdu). You will hide about his 3rd son. Yes, you will. If you dont know your mother or pundit wont tell you.Sheeva's 3rd son is Ayyappaaa. Of course they have different names in different cities. His templlles and prayers gather millions in south india.Next question, who is Ayaaappaaa's mother. Surprise, surprise. Is is Sree CKrisshna the playboy bastuurd.Was this a gay marriage? Then how the baby came about? Ckrishna change autar, became a girl and Sheeva rapped him/ her in the jungle. He did not tell them that Sheeva will be ahsamed so he/she let Sheeva continue to rape him.After the incident, the moron could not change to become a boy back because he/ she was pregnant. 9 months later Ayyaapppaa came out.Go ask you pundit of the hold story of the 3rd son of Sheeva the rapish maderchod!If you find this to be true, change your fake religion. Stop drinking cow piss. Start learning urdu. It is phir not fir, you ass holes.Bhindie movies are famour because 98% is speaking urdu not hindi. Can tell me 1 fuqin song which does only have hindi words, no urdu? You dont say dhaneywaad… you keep on saying shukria.Why? Because you asss holes are dam fuqed up. Borm moron.Behnchod Pakis gone to final? How? This can not happen to these ass hole team. Where are blues – oic… makin blue films with their mothers, aunts, granny, betiya, bahu and their annimals.Now, sab milkey eik awaz mein bolo… FIP ki maa ki phateyli choot mein SRK dey pio di bhains da kaal lauda aur FIP ki bahen ki phateyli phuddi wich Hanu-man de bandad la lauda!main kaun – james bond 007!

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