Well, well, well. Who would have imagined this scenario going into the second weekend of the championship? The Dicks are out. The Blues are fading. And the Weapons have tried every Self Destruction method in their book – dropped catches, sprayed the ball around, made fools of themselves – and yet have all but found their way to the semis. Stranger things have happened in life, but this one sure takes me by surprise.
The Blues have lived a lifetime in the last 24 hours. Last night, after the match, they all seemed to be a bit too cocky, especially the batsmen. Even the younger guys were seemingly nonchalant, showing a false facade of bravado, giving excuses like, “nothing worked today”, “one of those days”, “off-day”, (and the one that I hate the most which is fast turning out to be the most abused term in cricket these days), “I played my natural game”. Dude, you got things a bit mixed up in your head. Your natural game should be ‘not getting out’, and not ‘getting out to stupid shots’. You have two choices. Either you learn this on your own or you can have this drilled into your head by the Blues supporters. I am sure they’ll oblige. Ask any Blues’ player who went to West Indies in 2007 for a first-hand experience. Anyway, despite the cocky exterior, they remained indoors last night, which was surprising given that this was Friday night in London with no game the following day.
What I hear is that they woke up Saturday morning wondering what really happened the previous night. Surprise, surprise. They showed up and they didn’t win. The news seems to be finally dawning on them that they need to do more than just show up. Throughout the tour, the team training sessions have been optional. 5 players had turned up for the session one day before the last match. Surprisingly, the training session today was scrapped. Fetching the ball from the boundary in the last match must have been extremely tiring, I presume.
Spent some time in the team hotel today evening. And reading between the lines, the body language and interpreting some non verbal cues, I get the feeling that these guys are a bit on the edge now. Reality seems to be finding its place in a little corner inside their heads. The turn of events has taken them by surprise and they seem nervous about the repercussions of another “off-day of playing their natural games”. The smiles on their faces are betraying more emotions than what’s obvious.
So from brash over confidence on friday night, to bemused amazement on saturday morning, to nervous anxiety on saturday evening, their lives seem to have turned half a circle.
The Weapons from Al Pakeezah, on the other hand, are Free Wheeling into the Free Willy world. Why not? They deserve to. Most of their guys were seen crossing the street opposite The Ritz in Piccadilly. They split into 2 groups after that. The bigger group made their way into Mahiki while a smaller group of 3-4 entered the Gentleman’s Club called Mayfair Club. I believe they are still there as I write this at 1.45 am London Time.
Hahahahahahahaha this result shows that the CB Series and ICC WT20 2007 wins were flukes. Also, this very message board shows why India will never be a top-ranked team.
Happy politicking, I can't wait to see what drama NDTV and Neo Sports have to unveil now. Let the recriminations continue for the rest of the year.
I should have invested in cardboard effigies of the Indian squad, because after any early knockout, you can be GUARANTEED that a couple of effigies will be burnt.
Hahahahahaha good stuff. Typical Indians…..
motherfucking pakis pretending to be indians are trying to start a fight b/w south and northindians.Keep those assholes out of this comments column.
hahaha lols@ Hag de ooooo Hag de India
Dhoni effigy burnt in hometown
ibnlive.in.com/news/dhoni-effigy-burnt-in-hometown-as-india-out-of-t20/94930-5-20.html
typical indian showdown continues…….
hello FIP,
I'm desperately waiting for your post defeat report.
I hope you would be working hard on it, and please shed some light on the response of Al-Pakeezah's fans on your blog after this defeat.
Looks like this motherfucker Cucumber has had a good day.
I always felt that being Captain of Indian Team had a shelf life.
Frankly I was relieved when captaincy was taken from me.
And then Dravid took it up, and he too let it go in a few years.
When Dravid voiced his opinion that Captaincy in India had a shelf life, The Great Sanjay Manjarekar said that Dhoni will show that Captaincy has no shelf life. Look what has happened now.
"Dhoni's Young Brigade" has shown their worth.
you Lordie! shut the fuck up
Kakdi is way better captain then u.
oohhhhh! now Lordie's fans has something to say,
Lordie doesn't even deserve a place on the Indian bench now and it would good for him and benefitial to Indian cricket if he realize that now he is old enough to say bye bye to cricket.
And personally I believe he is not mentally fit either to cop with the demands of high pace cricket, and by high paced cricket i mean all the formats.
OH
and Dhoni was playin T20 the way it has to be played right??
12 off 26 balls or something
strike rate of 40 :O
even dravid manages that strike rate even in test cricket
and what the fuck did he do last night??
he shud be removed from the team…
let him act cool elsewhere
i agree too man
dhoni fuck off dude
i feel the team lacked seniors man
see the difference kallis is making for south africa
Dhoni first fucked Chennnai Sucker Kings and now Team North India …..
I AM A MOTHERFUCKER
I SUCK YUVRAJ SINGH'S DICK DAILY
THATS WHY WE LOST
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no buddy no
i don't agree a bit with that
the fact that he scored 12 of 26 or whatever like that is only due to the consolidation period required at that time and when he started to put the foot on the gas he got out immediately.
And its an utter disgrace for dhoni to be compared with dravid, you simply cant do it for the fact that he have to play an inning like that on that particular situation and he didn't succeeded in accelerating.
And again its a disgrace for Kallis to be compared by dravid, no doubt he is a senior player, but is of completely different class then that of dravid.
And you cannot forget how many time dhoni have eased pass Indian chase by playing the initial consolidated and then go bang bang type of innings.
Its just that many Indians are too emotional, so now every one is slamming Dhoni, it might be due to the fact that Indians eat too much spices
or whatever
its not that i'm an indian fan, so i am defending dhoni, its just that above all im a cricket fan.
ur saying dhoni is a better player than dravid??
wtf dude
get some perspective
im not saying that dhoni is bad or dravid is god
just that comparing an almost retired dravid to a young dhoni is an unfair comparison
if dhoni has to achieve greatness like sachin n dravid… he has a looong way to go
@ 2 posts above
dude i have forgotten how many times dhoni has done that .. maybe bcoz he has never done it.. plz enlighten me
just to put my perspective on the table table i didn't think dravid is a great player at all, he is just a player like Geoffery boycott both of whom are technically correct but are bizzare and borring for cricket
If you put a look at the history of cricket you have have players like Viv Richards, Garry Sobers, Miandad, Dean Jones, Inzi, etc as all time greats and Dhoni completely falls in this category, u will never find a person with good cricketing knowledge saying Geoff Boycot a legend, and so is the case with dravid too.
Well, this is the reality just face it w/o being emotional.
i LOVE YOUR DISCLAIMER AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR HOMEPAGE, DUDE.
WONDER IF WE SHOULD BELIEVE YOUR DISCLAIMER OR YOUR POSTS!!!!
@Anonymous refering to the two posts above
did you forget the two India vs Pakistan series, the Yuvraj-Dhoni show.
well there are many others too, just follow the archieve on crapinfo.
@uzi…
ur knowledge of cricket is pathethic
plz stop embarassing urself
All Dhoni baiters, please relax now.
Dont forget that team North India's 'Stud' stars like Dhoni hit very clean sixes in Visa power and Pepsi commercials, that not even the Australian players can match.
In real matches the form of team North India's players may be zero, but in TV commercials Dhoni and party are always in full form.
Tell me is there any other team whose players hit clean sixers as consistently as our stud Dhoni does on TV commercials every day. I am surprised that Dhoni has not developed Tennis elbow by hitting sixers on those commercials that are replayed every 3 minutes on TV.
Only Team North India's studs can hit so many sixes cleanly every 3 minutes on a 24/7 basis. You need to stuff yourself on fresh aalo parathas, makki ki rotti, Lassi and chaas to be able to hit huge sixes on TV commercials. So dont take Team North India lightly.
I totally agree with FakeIPLplayer mocking Sreesanth, Dravid, Laxman and other Southies. How can we Appams, Dosas and Vadas hit clean sixes for TV commercials like these Bong 'Lordies' and Bhaiyya 'Cool dude' Studs of Team North India?
the problem wid indian fans is.. they forget to remember what their cricketers have done for them
sachin ganguly dravid laxman, dhoni yuvraj
have all played gr8 innings for india
but 1 loss.. and see how people talk
@ uzi
would u say viswanathan anand is not a good chess player because he is "boring to watch"
lol dude
stop watching cricket
@gaurav, @ajay
I'm not a bit surprised by your response, or for that matter the response of whloe India, burning effigies and blah blah blah
ok, just in an attemp to clear my perspective once again, consider the situation
there are two test matches going on one in which dravid is batting nad one in which dhoni is batting, u only have the option to tune only one, which one would you tune?
And its just a matter of time when u all b saying dhoni a grt again, just note my words.
just to add what Mr. uzi is saying INDIANS have had this habit of crying for a long time.
this is just an other instance of it, they just can't help themselves.
@ uzi
a cricketer isnt an entertainer
u may like wathcing dhoni or watever
but unfortunately ur very low iq restricts u to think that an entertaining cricketer is a good cricketer
and to set things straight
i dont think dhoni is a bad cricketer
im just sayin he has a long way to go if he has to achieve what sachin rahul and saurav have achieved
Dont cry like a baby for trophy every two years
LOL
ye cup kabhi nahi aaayega
INDIA BOLE JAANE DE
@UZI..chut sale muh band rakh
kutte randi ke pille
first of all believe me dravid has achieved nothing except for some good innings(the whole day he batted with VVS against aussies), and secondly and sadly the only thing i have to partially agree with you is that "a cricketer is not an entertainer" thats the reason buddy i would not pay to watch Shahid Afridi instead i would love to do it for watching Yuvraj or Dhoni, or for that matter many other cricketing greats.
The same analogy applies the other way around too, that a cricketer is not some one who plays for himself, who plays for cementing his place in the squad and make the audience feel bored, like players like boycot and dravid used to do.
anyways i'm dead sure that you wouldn't get it, maybe due to the fact that u call your cricketers god or whatever, but sadly for you this is a raelity.
@uzi
obviously you're a north indian bastard
keep ur fucking north indian opinions wid u only
@uzi
get real dude
so many people are abusing u
who do u think is right??
Just heard Sanjay Mangrekar, sound sooo down
u guys don;t take it lightly, right?
I think the only thing left for Indians is to do a three day flag mourning announcement at national level.
thankfully to England there would not be any fucking indians at the oval.
FIP ur more like a reporter than a comedian now, thats so damn boring,if we wanted news we'd just watch NDTV or something….
Anyway enough cricket dude,its confederations cup and then Wimbledon time. After that all the football leagues will start again!
Then it will be time for champs trophie, We'll worry about cricket then!
no buddy not gonna distract from the focal point, its time to fuck india and indian players, and fuck them hard big time.
all the goodies the team received after winning the cup last time should be taken back…because they fucked up big time….DHONI thinks he is a hero…he has forgotten he is a cricketer…saying sorry doesnt cut it dude….whats chaged for u? NOTHING!! u r still rich and happy and we the fans are heart broken….FUCK YOU GUYS…the whole stadium was full of fans supporting u guys….supporting india instead of homeland england….and u just crash out like that???
Hey motherfuqer Fuqed-upIPLplayer, where are you hiding now? In dhoni's ass that you have been licking all this while? dhoni this and dhoni that. dhoni can't go wrong and his dick is so delicious. motherfuqer, get this thru your thick head – dhoni is an avg player with loads of luck. that is all. now that his luck is running out, he is playing ganguly. he can't be selected in the team based on his batting (if you can call it one) so he is trying to divide and rule. he has been undermining sehwag of late and yesterday, he wanted to undermine yuvraj singh by sending him late. just to prove a point that yuvraj singh is not the only match winner he has. dhoni should be sacked and made to play ranaji matches like kaif.
dude… you stop writin this blog… You first started with KKR.. Wow ended 8th in IPL2, You started writing for India.. You got scre**d as well.. Just get the hell out from here man
Hi,
I have been closely following your blog. However, it does not seem very interesting even after you pasted few photos. I suggest that you wind it up and stop blogging. It looks more like a drag and no one is really interested in this stuff. Looking by some of the comments- they are talking about random stuff not related to cricket. You can make out – the excitement is going down and it is time now to shut the blog down. Ofcourse – you can continue, its your time and your space. I am not a visitor any more.
Take care and I really appreciate your IPL blog – It was just fantastic.
All the best in your future endeavours!
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Hahaha Lol.. Poor blues has monday blues. you overrated retards, I agree with one guy I think ISI conspired something against so called mighty Blues Lol.. Cant stop laughing, Oh my god where the cup has gone, I think ISI has hijacked it on way way back to Delhi. You rotten bastards learn how to bowl from Gul.
fuck u , u assholes of indian team , dat motha fucka dhoni has no sign of regret on his bloody face , aplology is only in words , he fuckin duznt even care that they lost , we r d fools here .. fuck u ppl … damn u spoilt d world cup … damn u
the indian team was undercooked cuz they played against the minnows?? the indian team was overcooked cuz they have been on the road for 6 months???
make up your minds guys!!! do some pakistan bashing, that should cheer you up. oh look they are fucking with indians in australia, do some aussie bashing as well…
what a bunch of sore losers man!!!
jiye BCCI!!
BCCI has supported Dhoni as captain after the loss because BCCI knows that whatever be the result, they will make money because of these stupid Indian fans who will watch India play spending money even India lose in every game. So why to bother just let India play the whole year and lose. Players will earn money as well as BCCI, only loser will be these stupid fans.
Could you please list down the real name of your character?
Mr. Bhogle why did you delete my earlier comment? Scared eh!
MA.ULLU STAR SIGNS
Comparing MA.ULLUS with the others: We all follow the standard star sign as listed bellow, but MA.ULLUs have different star signs [Given in square brackets], which influences their thinking process, attitude, behaviour, nature and habits.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
[For MA.LLUS - POORIS: Most MA.ULLUs eat Appam and Paratha because preparing them is easy, if wheat is mixed today, it can be used for months to make paratha. Same case with Appam. But this star sign people like Pooris. The features include: High BP, getting restlessness, getting angry for no reason, like to spend more time in the toilets... etc]
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
[For MA.LLUS - PIGS: Features - not taking bath, eating and shitting in the same place, dirty smelling.. etc]
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
[For MA.LLUS - KAMINI: Features - These people are little more s.exually hunger than any other MA.ULLUs. These people get tempted even if they see a skirt/saree in the Dhobi Ghat. If an electricity pillar has skirt, these people lift the skirt and peep inside.. etc]
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
[For MA.LLUS - AIDS: Features - wanting to have strong s.ex with most of the time with any woman/girl passing by. Getting restless when they dont see woman/girl around. In the office, always bend to see if any girl's pantie is seen etc]
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
[For MA.LLUS - FOX: Features - Cunning, foxing, always waiting and thinking how to cheat, dupe and fool innocent people. Few people writing comments on the name of Mumbaikars, Bhayyas and Punjabis. They idiolise fox and they are good in Foxpro.. etc]
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
[For MA.LLUS - S.EXY: Features - As most of the MA.ULLU gerls are not virgins, MA.ULLUs grow up watching porn movies as soon as they stop drinking breast milk and start practising such acts and they hate virginity... etc]
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
[For MA.LLUS - SHUBRA: Features - These people use old perfume bottles thrown in the garbage and spary to their dress because MA.ULLUs dont take bath. These people once in a while wash their hands.. etc]
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
[For MA.LLUS - CRAB: Features - MA.ULLUs support each other, but cant tolerate someone going above him, then they will pull him down and climb at him... etc]
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
[For MA.LLUS - KUMBAKARNA: Features - MA.ULLUs never work, they pretend like working. They love Kumbakarna and want to avoid work. If you see Kerala's strike rate is the highest in the world. They just want to drink and have s.ex and watch porn movies... etc]
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
[For MA.LLUS - CAPSICUM: Features - MA.ULLUs want to remain hot always, they think only capsicum can keep them hot and always waiting for s.ex.. etc]
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
[For MA.LLUS - SARDINE: Features - MA.ULLUs mostly eat sardins or macrils as they are cheaper. These people are mostly sarcastic and cant see others progress.... etc]
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
[For MA.LLUS - PISTOL: Features - MA.ULLUs always love their pistol, they always keep their hands busy, touching their pistol, specially when they see a woman/girl... etc]
NOTE: These stars influence MA.ULLUs and this is the reason why MA.ULLUs are different, MA.ULLUs will never change and they are the rogue to the world population.
MA.ULLU STAR SIGNS
Comparing MA.ULLUS with the others: We all follow the standard star sign as listed bellow, but MA.ULLUs have different star signs [Given in square brackets], which influences their thinking process, attitude, behaviour, nature and habits.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
[For MA.LLUS - POORIS: Most MA.ULLUs eat Appam and Paratha because preparing them is easy, if wheat is mixed today, it can be used for months to make paratha. Same case with Appam. But this star sign people like Pooris. The features include: High BP, getting restlessness, getting angry for no reason, like to spend more time in the toilets... etc]
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
[For MA.LLUS - PIGS: Features - not taking bath, eating and shitting in the same place, dirty smelling.. etc]
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
[For MA.LLUS - KAMINI: Features - These people are little more s.exually hunger than any other MA.ULLUs. These people get tempted even if they see a skirt/saree in the Dhobi Ghat. If an electricity pillar has skirt, these people lift the skirt and peep inside.. etc]
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
[For MA.LLUS - AIDS: Features - wanting to have strong s.ex with most of the time with any woman/girl passing by. Getting restless when they dont see woman/girl around. In the office, always bend to see if any girl's pantie is seen etc]
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
[For MA.LLUS - FOX: Features - Cunning, foxing, always waiting and thinking how to cheat, dupe and fool innocent people. Few people writing comments on the name of Mumbaikars, Bhayyas and Punjabis. They idiolise fox and they are good in Foxpro.. etc]
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
[For MA.LLUS - S.EXY: Features - As most of the MA.ULLU gerls are not virgins, MA.ULLUs grow up watching porn movies as soon as they stop drinking breast milk and start practising such acts and they hate virginity... etc]
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
[For MA.LLUS - SHUBRA: Features - These people use old perfume bottles thrown in the garbage and spary to their dress because MA.ULLUs dont take bath. These people once in a while wash their hands.. etc]
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
[For MA.LLUS - CRAB: Features - MA.ULLUs support each other, but cant tolerate someone going above him, then they will pull him down and climb at him... etc]
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
[For MA.LLUS - KUMBAKARNA: Features - MA.ULLUs never work, they pretend like working. They love Kumbakarna and want to avoid work. If you see Kerala's strike rate is the highest in the world. They just want to drink and have s.ex and watch porn movies... etc]
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
[For MA.LLUS - CAPSICUM: Features - MA.ULLUs want to remain hot always, they think only capsicum can keep them hot and always waiting for s.ex.. etc]
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
[For MA.LLUS - SARDINE: Features - MA.ULLUs mostly eat sardins or macrils as they are cheaper. These people are mostly sarcastic and cant see others progress.... etc]
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
[For MA.LLUS - PISTOL: Features - MA.ULLUs always love their pistol, they always keep their hands busy, touching their pistol, specially when they see a woman/girl... etc]
NOTE: These stars influence MA.ULLUs and this is the reason why MA.ULLUs are different, MA.ULLUs will never change and they are the rogue to the world population.