Update
The Championship’s getting hotter even if the weather here isn’t. Calypso has proved once again that he’s worth every penny Dildo’s spent on him, just a few weeks too late for Dildo’s comfort I guess. And that knock from Calypso has rattled the Dicks and now there’s serious problems in the Dicks’ ranks. Yesterday, during training, their vice-captain Pilla spoke to Bablee about his bowling and Bablee had a lot of things to say to Pilla in return, not very flattering ones as one would expect. Most in the team continue to blame Pilla for TMK’s ouster. Pilla wants Bablee to be dropped and the offie to be included for today’s game, although Dickhead may give Bablee another run. Also, one of the fringe medium pacers is set to be replaced by another fringe medium pacer. Can changes get any more dramatic?
Confusion, instead of cricket, is the name of the game that the Weapons of Self Destruction (WSDs) – Al Pakeezah are playing. They probably thought that they have 3 warm up games instead of 2. After yesterday’s game, their left arm grenade hurler hurled abuses at his Captain – Bhindi Khan – for being left out of the side. Their other strike bowler – Kumar Bull – is also complaining about the constant changes in the field while he is bowling. Mr. Missed-by-5-Runs is a tad more polite and has softly told Bhindi Khan that he should be batting at No. 4 and not No. 7. Won’t be too long before others also join in. I think one more loss for them and the revolt in the ranks will be out in the open.
Talking about the WSDs, their run of bad luck seems to be following them even off the field. After the game last night, 6-7 of them made their way to an upmarket club in Soho that costs about 500 Pounds cover per table and is frequented by Football stars. They entered the place all wide eyed, made their way to the bar, leaned on the counter, looked around casually, trying too hard to be cool. A familiar sight really. A bunch of desi guys in a club trying to look cool, without realising that if they really were cool they’d already be with chicks. The leader of this pack was the failed warrior of their tribal region, who spends more time walking from and to the pavilion than in the middle. He’s the one who would approach the girls. Why he was chosen as the ring leader will remain one of the biggest mysteries to ever confront mankind. And with pick up lines like “Will you dance”, “Why you laugh”, “We are cool guys”, “You have spikes in your eyes” it’s not really surprising that they returned empty handed.
But there’s some comfort for the WSDs as some others have had even worse luck than them. 5 young boys from the Aloo Posto-Deem Sheddo team from our east, went out clubbing last night to prepare for their do-or-die knock out game. And knocked out they were after th
ey entered the Village (pic on the right). They went in, ordered all their drinks at the counter, and then went further in where they thought all the action is. Once inside, the reality finally dawned on them that they were in a gay club. And they had to spend the next hour and a half inside the club finishing their drinks. The good news is that they were back well within the curfew like good school boys.
In London, one hardly gets to feel that a World Cup is on. Very few people here are even aware of the Championship. A far cry from the excitement that was palpable everywhere in SA when the IPL was on. As I stood outside the Oval yesterday before the first of the double-head
er, a car drove past asking the security pers
on if Chelsea is playing today. Even the bookies think that an England-Kazakhstan football match is bigger than these Championships. Any guesses on how long before the IPL takes over the cricketing world?
Comments
well fip names like kumar bull are much more hilarious than pilla as they connect with us.
cool post. kumar bull and missed-by-5-runs were too good
keep updating us
and pls write a funny one on the aussies getting knocked out, naa
weapons of mass destruction was really good….ahahaha…i cant stop laughing…one of the best name you have given so far…..by the way who is missed-by-5-runs…smby plzz tell me…is that misbah.
You are a big time chuttiya
People who say that FIP has lost his appeal are pimps employed by dildo. This blog was always about good writing, and it is still up to the mark. Keep it up FIP!!
You introduce yourself please…
May i suggest you rename Younous khan as
No Use Khan.
thank you
Somehow this blog seems to have outlived its life. The hype has died, and the articles too seem to have mellowed.
I'd be the first one to encourage more blogging, but you should probably try a different forum. FIP is history man. It has IPL in the url, while IPL is long gone. come back next year for IPL, and you'll be received with pomp. You writing about the world cup is just going to make you seem wannabe.
Be the superstar you've become. Don't lose it now.
Peace.
Compared to the time we have to wait to get to read your latest blog, you write very little. So, there is bound to be dissatisfaction amongst the readers. Why don't you write at least 2 pages per day.
plzzzzzzzzzzz remove the hindi abusive posts…its upto FIP now…do u want that kind of content in the comments…seems to me u relish all that abusive stuff….why dont u just delete it man….show sm character.
Dude this stuff is insane man!!!!
but seriously dont u have a life
i gotta admit though whether u tell the truth or not,ur "behind the scenes" coverage is downright brilliant….
looking fwd to ur names for some of the Irish players,they r gonna b around for a while so think em up fast
but as funny as ur blog is the funniest thing i read was a comment,where sum1 guessed FIP to be Athar Ali Khan…LOL!!!!!!!!! that wud have been downright hilarious
u shud join the commentry team with ex players Gaurav Sanguly and Anal Mumble…ud b good
This blog is intended for fun only but there is a limit for everything. Too much use of abusive and filthy language will lend a very bad image about this blog. So all supporters of this blog (incl. me), let us keep within our limits….TMK…BC…MC. FIP be more creative just like in the first innings
you rule
good job bhangi.. Kal mai jo hag ke gaya tha woh saaf kar diya. Chalo achcha hai tu apni bhangigiri pe wapas aa gaya.
some good humor finally…
the fact that FIP has talent is beyond any contest… he digressed a little which is only human..
good to c u back in form dude…
the people who still fail to c any fun in this blog r those who joined in to read ur blog only when it was at the peak of popularity… they liked it wen others liked it and they hate it now (still) when others disliked it… do not pay much attention to their comments…
u hv a base fan following including me who will call a spade a spade till u can hold our interest to call ur spades…
ur take on Al Pakeezah is funny… continue with it.. it obviously satiates our desire to bash them at every forum possible… u can include tales on our little islanders too… these r the teams we better relate to…
nice going again… keep the standards up…
one suggestion: From comments section u wl know which nick names the junta is enjoying, then u can change other not-so-interesting nick names to more interesting ones…. iterate…
yahaaahaaa!!! al pakeezah are the shit man! FIP ur humor continues to leave me in stitches! now i know who to blame if asked "why you laugh?" bwahaaahh!!
btw is it just me or is kamran akmal the most annoying cricketer (let alone keeper) in the world?!?
way to go FIP! ur digs at WSDs are hilarious! " we are cool guys" ROFLMAO !!!
Any theory of who's funding the press to mess up Captain cool…
This is the funniest blog EVER!
I notice that you on GMT now.
Bluu Teemm shuld change name to Annavaru Sainya..playur will get motivate to performeng betur. Also kaptin kakadi avaru if issuing de blessing of aanavaru will beating eveerri balle for sixur, rubber and seezun boundaree.
I rekwest to all mie frienz to gave there kamment on these grate suzzeshan. Of to Hydearbad teemm wined to match because of blessings of our annavaru…dr. rajavaru and punya thayee parvathamma. Bluu teemm will winned wrold traphie thanking to blessings of our annavaru and punya thayee parvathamma All ather teems r phus phus…our veera magas enuff to take all victree.
Maa Channel and KTV should also be given to for rights to show to crikiet macchus..very good presuntation pepuls will gived good matchvoice of things goned on on to the ground. Our great playur Anil Kumble avaru gived betur kammentri then Chhaapil or Bottum avaru. He is going to be bawling from moouth part in kammentri baox from now and will kreate recoard in baox also.
Please dont address it as WSD. Think about addressing as Janam-se-Bhikari. It suits well.
thanks for the update man… expecting something more interesting from you !!!
Oy bhai, i have been reading ur insights, but i guess u need to get better. See from the number of comments. Forget about cricket, think about masala. Btw, i got to know that the dutch lost to pakeezah coz of the money involved. The dutch were told that big money awaits if they just throw their wickets. And all, including nannes did that. Well, money talks for non-pro guys, eh. Am insider into T20 WC from pakeezah and i did my best to lose, lol
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So u r trying to convince us that u r in London, arnt ya??????
Try 2 come up wid some better shit nxt time fakey
And with pick up lines like "Will you dance", "Why you laugh", "We are cool guys", "You have spikes in your eyes"
HILLARIOUS!!!
why u laugh? haaahaaa
best pick up line : personal experience :
u look scary but warm buy drink u?
dear fip, why do people spam ur comments section? what am I to do with sony resolutions? please moderate comments! get ur own team of guys, hop me in
For the genuine comments get lost in between these stupid guys
hey FIP welcome back, dont forget yusuf this time
Hilarious!!!Espcly the comment on the "Tribal Leader" and his pick up lines … Lolzzz …
Fell off my chair laughin on readin tht!!!
Gr8 goin FIP!! I've enjoyed ur posts…
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FIP Maakey Laurdey, kuch naya likh na… Saley main bore ho raha hoon, bhardwey ki aulad! Nayi taazi khabar kia hai Indian Camp ki? Paki? SAF? Lankan & WI? Margaya kia kahin?? Harami sala FIP!
Kisi ki choot mein tu apni jeeb to nahi dey raha hai. Dekhna wo paad na dey! Agar Tamil hua to RDX terey mu mein aa jaeyga. India Girl hui to khatti hogi. Raj hua to kisi ka semen hoga kiunki wo gay hai na… Punjabi hua to ghee nikleyga. Hahaha…
FIP Bhosrdi key, tu hai na pakka harami & gaddar. KKR mein tu tha; abi London mein bhi; aur agey kahan kahan jaeyga? Kitni Blues ki maa bhen tu chudwaeyga?
Tendulkar kiun mu chupa key bhag raha hai WI janey sey – bata na?? Haarney se wo darta to nahi budha kutta Sachin!
Ganguli, Lax, Rahul ko… wapis laney ka na re baba ODI mein.
Dhoni ko rest do. Jaey wo shave karey, shadi karey, add shoot karkey phir FIP ya kisi Paki gi GAND mein shoot karkey aur Dada phir sey lead karey. Mangta hai kia? Joi nai agree karta hai uski maa kaun… RANDI hai!
FIP tu sala HARAMI hai kaun. Indian hi hoga… Gaddar jo hai. East or West Paki is the best.
Ab Indian behnchods Paki go gali denggey aur Paki maadarchod Indians ko aur ham Gora log maza lengga…
Waatch bhindi movies. Punjabis are producing prostitues in every house. Bangganguli of kolkatta are bhardwas. Pakistanis are… inko to bolna hi beykaar hai…
Sab eik awaz mein bolo… FIP ki maa bahen ki chootss mein SRK key pathan baap ka Lauda!
Hindoos ki maa ki choot mein punjabion da lauda! Laloo Prasad manmohan singh sey chudwata hai apni gaand.
All hindoos are fucked up hyped up ass holes. Wanna challenge my opinion?
Tell me you hindoo bastuuurds, how many children your Sheeva Rapist bhaagwaan has? You will say 2 – Kuttey waley mu (Ganasha) and Murugan aka (MURUGANdu). You will hide about his 3rd son. Yes, you will. If you dont know your mother or pundit wont tell you.
Sheeva's 3rd son is Ayyappaaa. Of course they have different names in different cities. His templlles and prayers gather millions in south india.
Next question, who is Ayaaappaaa's mother. Surprise, surprise. Is is Sree CKrisshna the playboy bastuurd.
Was this a gay marriage? Then how the baby came about? Ckrishna change autar, became a girl and Sheeva rapped him/ her in the jungle. He did not tell them that Sheeva will be ahsamed so he/she let Sheeva continue to rape him.
After the incident, the moron could not change to become a boy back because he/ she was pregnant. 9 months later Ayyaapppaa came out.
Go ask you pundit of the hold story of the 3rd son of Sheeva the rapish maderchod!
If you find this to be true, change your fake religion. Stop drinking cow piss. Start learning urdu. It is phir not fir, you ass holes.
Bhindie movies are famour because 98% is speaking urdu not hindi. Can tell me 1 fuqin song which does only have hindi words, no urdu? You dont say dhaneywaad… you keep on saying shukria.
Why? Because you asss holes are dam fuqed up. Borm moron.
Behnchod Pakis gone to final? How? This can not happen to these ass hole team. Where are blues – oic… makin blue films with their mothers, aunts, granny, betiya, bahu and their annimals.
Now, sab milkey eik awaz mein bolo… FIP ki maa ki phateyli choot mein SRK dey pio di bhains da kaal lauda aur FIP ki bahen ki phateyli phuddi wich Hanu-man de bandad la lauda!
main kaun – james bond 007!
ya no new stuff but its funny anyway.
i am bored…whr d fuk r u??? ne new updates?
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