The Championship’s getting hotter even if the weather here isn’t. Calypso has proved once again that he’s worth every penny Dildo’s spent on him, just a few weeks too late for Dildo’s comfort I guess. And that knock from Calypso has rattled the Dicks and now there’s serious problems in the Dicks’ ranks. Yesterday, during training, their vice-captain Pilla spoke to Bablee about his bowling and Bablee had a lot of things to say to Pilla in return, not very flattering ones as one would expect. Most in the team continue to blame Pilla for TMK’s ouster. Pilla wants Bablee to be dropped and the offie to be included for today’s game, although Dickhead may give Bablee another run. Also, one of the fringe medium pacers is set to be replaced by another fringe medium pacer. Can changes get any more dramatic?
Confusion, instead of cricket, is the name of the game that the Weapons of Self Destruction (WSDs) – Al Pakeezah are playing. They probably thought that they have 3 warm up games instead of 2. After yesterday’s game, their left arm grenade hurler hurled abuses at his Captain – Bhindi Khan – for being left out of the side. Their other strike bowler – Kumar Bull – is also complaining about the constant changes in the field while he is bowling. Mr. Missed-by-5-Runs is a tad more polite and has softly told Bhindi Khan that he should be batting at No. 4 and not No. 7. Won’t be too long before others also join in. I think one more loss for them and the revolt in the ranks will be out in the open.
Talking about the WSDs, their run of bad luck seems to be following them even off the field. After the game last night, 6-7 of them made their way to an upmarket club in Soho that costs about 500 Pounds cover per table and is frequented by Football stars. They entered the place all wide eyed, made their way to the bar, leaned on the counter, looked around casually, trying too hard to be cool. A familiar sight really. A bunch of desi guys in a club trying to look cool, without realising that if they really were cool they’d already be with chicks. The leader of this pack was the failed warrior of their tribal region, who spends more time walking from and to the pavilion than in the middle. He’s the one who would approach the girls. Why he was chosen as the ring leader will remain one of the biggest mysteries to ever confront mankind. And with pick up lines like “Will you dance”, “Why you laugh”, “We are cool guys”, “You have spikes in your eyes” it’s not really surprising that they returned empty handed.
But there’s some comfort for the WSDs as some others have had even worse luck than them. 5 young boys from the Aloo Posto-Deem Sheddo team from our east, went out clubbing last night to prepare for their do-or-die knock out game. And knocked out they were after th
ey entered the Village (pic on the right). They went in, ordered all their drinks at the counter, and then went further in where they thought all the action is. Once inside, the reality finally dawned on them that they were in a gay club. And they had to spend the next hour and a half inside the club finishing their drinks. The good news is that they were back well within the curfew like good school boys.
In London, one hardly gets to feel that a World Cup is on. Very few people here are even aware of the Championship. A far cry from the excitement that was palpable everywhere in SA when the IPL was on. As I stood outside the Oval yesterday before the first of the double-head
er, a car drove past asking the security pers
on if Chelsea is playing today. Even the bookies think that an England-Kazakhstan football match is bigger than these Championships. Any guesses on how long before the IPL takes over the cricketing world?
LOL! Good one! Working in London, I can experience the apathy of local people towards the championship. Only people taking interest seem to be expatriates like me, from the sub-continent, Aus, SA & NZ.
It should certainly be a good laugh to see the Pakeezahs or Deem Sheddos in a SOHO Club.
I am going for Friday's match at Lord's between A1 (most probably Ind) v C1 (almost certainly not Aus).
Hey fakey mate, assuming you are in London and you are going to the venue, want to meet up for a beer or two?
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The leader of this pack was the failed warrior of their tribal region, who spends more time walking from and to the pavilion than in the middle. He's the one who would approach the girls. Why he was chosen as the ring leader will remain one of the biggest mysteries to ever confront mankind. And with pick up lines like "Will you dance", "Why you laugh", "We are cool guys", "You have spikes in your eyes" it's not really surprising that they returned empty handed."
ROFLMAO
Almost fell of my chair reading this.. DUDE You ARE FUNNYYYYYYY!! this is another classic like the Lil JOHN and BHUKA NAAN Saga of "how I ball when I dont know pitch"
PLEASE KEEP WRITING. AND DONT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THESE ULTRA DUMB HATERZ who aren't even smart enough to pick up rags off the streets. THIS BLOG is JUST for ENTERTAINMENT.. AND lot of us are getting that. AND for FREE might I add. Dont know how and WHY people are getting offended by this humour? IF HATERZ DONT LIKE THIS BLOG WHY DO YOU GUYS SPEND THE TIME TO COME ON HERE AFTER EVERY POST AND DISPLAY UR DUMB WISDOM TO THE REST OF THE WORLD?? IF YOU HATE THE BLOG STAY OFF OF IT. SIMPLE AS THAT.
I cant beileve the number of people complaining now about it now being funny and it should be stopped. IF it needs to be stopped there is a EASIER SOULTION. NUMB NUTS JUST QUIT COMMING TO THIS BLOG.
Manoj
TX USA
Luckiley Kakadi and Big nose got out early for india. Otherwise bangalis would have won the match two overs sparing. Prince is in great touch, should come at 3 or 4 and degra and shegra pathans shall enter after 15 overs.
boring post.
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http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#CommMsgs.aspx?cmm=4271081&tid=5338649249950110981&start=1
check this link fip and others reading this comment…few dumb pakistanis are hurling abuses at indians
It is highly surprising that a con-cock-tion of certain brazen dumb-fucks and 'I-am-a-critic-but-your-fan-also-yaar' are calling this post 'boring' (a judgement entirely based on the no. of comments). Just for your information, FIP is not doing a striptease here and your moral policing is not required. Find it boring? Please fuck off!
Get some life….fakey ke aulaad….!
just imagination…..
alu posto deem sheddo..ha ha ha!! what a hilarious name…!!! i doubt whether they get to eat posto…but, i swear oder ilish mach ta kintu sotti durdhorsho!!!
Dude,
You seem to have the same stuff these days…
- nocturnal life of asian teams
- their failure to impress white chicks
- their unease in pubs
…is there anything more up your sleeve bro..if yes..time to pull it out is now!!
hey.. pictures in FIP's blog
rare sight really.
I come here to read the comments which are more interesting than the boring blog.
The reason for the low TRP's now are simply that it is now clear the FIP is just a reporter and not a KKR player and there is no suspense left anymore. But having said that it is still entertaining to read and those who don't think so should simply stay away instead of polluting the comments section
there's something very wrong with a blog if the reader (me) does not read the actual blog but only checks out the comments!!
get the fuck off dude…you are just some lame reporter…… do something better in life …get a purpose….
take a marketting class somewhere on "branding"….you are killing your brand…..
This is too boring now
really dunno what the occassional ignorant cretins above are whinging about in their comments – you're still waaay ahead of the media and there's no one else dishing out the dirt anywhere near your witty insights and candour. Who gives a rats whether we know who you are or not – its all in the writing! Keep it coming FIP
Cool updates Fakey. Thanks a ton bro for coming back & entertaining us yet again!
Goodbye Aussies…well done!! Gosh, how many years have I craved to see the dicks crash out in the first round! This rocks!
good riddance Dicks!
DICKS OF DICKLAND out of the championship… All hail king FIP… Jai Ho…
Bangaali's also out… Might be cuz of lack of off field practice
don't listen to the guys who criticize you Fip…u r doing a good job .
Plus these people are already here to read your comments….criticism should b taken positively!…i am sure you'll keep up the good work !…Keep writing !
fuck off aussies
to the guy who is abusing in hindi….please dont post as anonymous and reveal ur name…..we admire your vocabulary and while it is colourful it does betray your upbringing…..by the way fakey u rock…..i dont care who u are but i think the drama about revealing or not revealing was a bit overdone…..why pull off such a stunt…ur writing was good enough to get ppl to read…plz dont pull any such stunts….also giving photos to prove ur genuineness is not needed….we read for the fun of it….i couldn't care less if dim sheddos really got shafted in a gay bar or not as long as I get my daily laugh….so keep blogging and dont listen to such idiots who abuse you….unparliamentary language wale bhai gali aajkal bachon ko bhi deni aati hai..to gali deke aap koi mahan kaam nahi kar rahein hain..please sir thoda zaban pe lagaam dijiye aur itna fake ke baare me problem hai to anonymous banke nahi apne naame se post kijiye…..aur itna problem hai to kyun blog padh bhi rahein hai….get a life dude….fakey post smthng abt phoren babas goof ups in those bars….i cant blv only ppl frm the subcontinent make asses of themselves
Thanks for the revival and renewed entertainment.
PLEASE terminate the abusive posts, especially the ones in Hindi…Yuck!
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Cool! I did not know that you were still in business. Good to see you and read reports I missed after IPL was over.
worst..fip-post…ever.
The style of writing is very different from the earlier one. It seems another person is delegated by the original FIP to continue the blog. Hope the orginal fake comes back soon
Saala chuitya..Is he also blogging at t20worldcupmole.blogspot… how come both post on the same day?
Dono badwe chutiye.. bandh kar yeh dono chutiye blogs.
The list of names:
Calypso King = Chris Gayle
Dildo = Shahrukh Khan
Dick = Australian Team
Dickhead = Ricky Ponting
Pilla = Michael Clarke
TMK = Teri Maa Ki = Andrew Symonds
Bablee = Bret Lee
Al Pakeezah = Pakistan team
Failed warrior of Tribal Region = Afridi
Missed by 5 runs = Misbah ul Haq
Bhindi Khan = Younis Khan
Kumar Bull = Umar Gul (haha)
Aloo Posto Deem Sheddo = Bangladesh team
Amazing FIP keep going…love your blog…love your style. Don't worry abt these criticizers…they hanglar moto ekhane aashbe are tar upor e complain o korbe.
To all the ppl cussing: everyone can cuss man..why don't you take your shitty self and go rant somewhere else. IF you don't like it don't come here dumbass…you're wasting oxygen, please do us a favor and jump of a bridge or something.
Hello FIPL,
First post! Keep up the good work.
I was at the Oval for the double-header and had the pleasure of seeing the Calypso King demolish Bablee along with very happy English, Indian and West Indies fans. What a display by Chris Gayle?
I have to demur on one point. At least all of the cabbies in London seemed to be aware that the T20 was going on and were to a man bemoaning England's loss to Netherlands (Netherlands?) the previous evening!
Maybe I ran into you at the Oval? Who knows? Are you one of the two guys trying to locate the other by giving directions on their cell phones while standing only two feet apart (it turned out that they had never met each other and were connected through a common friend; the hilarious part was they had just had a casual conversation before both turned to the task of locating the other)? That is a story for the ages.
"Weapons of Self Destruction"—hahaha You really couldn't have chosen a better name for our "beloved" neighbours. I like Brett Lee.Sad that he is getting picked on by the fag clarke and to make matters worse Aussies lost today and Brett Lee's bowling wasn't all that great.
I enjoy your blog and now that we know you are not part of any team, I wonder who pays for all your expenses?……Anyawys keep them coming soldier.
Forgot to add in the list of names:
Left arm grenade hurler = Sohail Tanvir
hey man,
now that you are back, get rid of your looserish revelation from the blog. Why keep reminding everybody of that extreme anti-climax
The Bangladeshis going in a gay club was hilarious. Wondering why the papers didnt carry it. Would have been headlines. All Bangladeshi players would have had to hold a press conference "explaining" their act! ha ha. Yaar pics are wonderful. Though some pics containing the players involved would have been amazing. Your take on paki players returning empty handed was funny!
Hillarious.. superb writing.. keep it up!!
Hi
m a huge fan of FIP,but a tad disappointed wid not disclosing identity as promised aftr the IPL…but anyways as long as u keep updating us regularly on the off-screen drama,i guess not many wud complain.
Cheers !!!
You are Harsha Bhogle, are you not?
Salman-Sri Lanka
waste of time sucker. huh !!
You lost your chram man … you trying way too hard to sound funny but u aren't .. good luck
I enjoyed the Pakeazah section… rest is not special… please dedicate a section to Pakis…
Guys are you retards ?….saying am 1st, am 2nd…
ITS_ME : Its me back (who talked about nirvana by showcasing the underbelly of cricket). I can't disagree more from the people commenting on the quality of your blog and the degree of fakeness of your identity. Out of these to issues concerning the readers of this blog, the latter, is very interesting.
What makes it interesting is a contradiction : People came in numbers to read your blog, got entertained and the so called TRP of your blog is a no secret. Apart from the curiosity that drew people to the blog what kept them glued to it was undoubtedly the quality of the blog. In the meantime, you put forward the proposal of uncovering yourself before a certain deadline, although I was against any such action.
. Resultant is the bashing of your blog and numerous epithets so delibrately hurled.
So after your so called surfacing, the venom started spewed by a certain section of the readers. And there is the contradiction. A contradiction fueled by a prejudice. Prepossessed by the fact that you are fake as in the real
SO why did actually people come to this blog? To read some high quality content written in a format which can be called as an extension of ghost-column style that we see everyday in newspapers. Or they came as to satiate their eagerness about the identity of the person writing it?.
If it is former than their is no substance in the malice that is being cast by people in their comments? If they came just for the latter, then I think of a few things
1. This wasn't the best way to utilize your time. Because you would have anyway got this piece of information in the way you like most:- The Breaking News on your beloved "News Channel"
2. If you came just to discover the identity of this blogger, and in the process most definitely you would have commented favourably prasing the blog then you are even faker than what you allege the other person is.
3. I can't accept the argument that, reading this blog till the time when FIP divulged his identity and then lamenting on the wastage of time is a certain negative ROI (return on investment) on your time investment. If you continue to think so, then the rationale says you are yet to define logic.
Therefore, the FIP disclosing himself was hardly any point of inflection. I am very thankful he continues to entertain. I will also go a step ahead and will call this the biggest "Reality Show" ever realized.
As a psychological and also philosophical investigation, this situation is no different to what Green Goblin advices Spiderman that people really enjoy creating superhero out of a normal person and then thereafter they enjoy more to bring him down and see him crestfallen, a fallen hero.
Hey FIP you still are hero, keep on the good work. Clap, Clap, Clap
ITS_ME
this one's better… seems ur gettin back ur lost touch… but dude… we need more info on the prince, liitle john and ghati baba
Utterly Butterly Colourless!
I think it's time for you to retire and not extend this blog just for the heck of it.
This is a lame post..once could guess all this by keeping eyes and ears open and listening to commentary and observing Ian Chappell's agony.
Interesting writing style though..but content needs to improve for return visitors.
Putting a picture could provide some change, but again..the content is key !
Good luck for next post. How's the cookbook going to look like ?
with aussies out of the championships, its better u give us some inputs from aussie side before they sail off to their dungeons..
oye 'sri cunta' shut your pussy man
what news about the blues man…any news from their camp?…has sehwag dhoni story being closed?????.