While the IPL closing ceremony is on, I am pleased to share with you an exciting piece of news. IPL’s FIP Reader’s Choice Awards will be given in a glittering function at the Buckingham Palace Lawns on 4th June. The Queen and the Prince have declined their presence because of prior engagements. However, the rest [...]
This will probably be a quickie. No, no. Not the type that the Sheikh prefers. I meant this will be a short and quick post.
The hunt for FIP has been renewed after a brief ceasefire. So, I can write only when I am absolutely safe and out of reach.
All of us have been asked to [...]
We play at the Centurion tomorrow. I can already see the Bevdaas standing in queue salivating…no, not at the booze stupid… but at the prospect of playing the one team they can always hope to beat. The most exciting part about these couple of days is that there are 3 other teams with us in [...]
Our day off yesterday was mostly on predictable lines. Guys simply hanging around, getting wasted. Some guys were off shopping. Some others went to the beach.
But then things did get heated up a bit by the time the sun began to set. Post lunch, most of us were in and around the pool. 8 of [...]
It’s been more than 24 hours and yesterday’s loss still hurts. After the game, as I shook hands with the skipper, I felt a tinge of guilt. The pain of loss was evident in the Skip’s eyes. For all the uncomplimentary things I may have written about him, the guy definitely gave it his best. [...]
We are back in Port Elizabeth, the same place where we were revaged in full public view just a few days ago. The sight of Aila blasting the crap out of our bowlers is still quite fresh in our minds. Ironically, this time we face the only team we have beaten so far.
We had a [...]
Calypso King is leaving us and his departure isn’t in very pleasant circumstances. The team management threw an early farewell party for him after the last defeat. Dildo wasn’t around to sponsor this one though, so it went from the team kitty. No one was particularly pleased with the idea of hanging out together, although [...]
It was a short and sweet trip to Port Elizabeth. We went in, we got fucked, and we came out. Pretty simple and a highly memorable trip indeed. The one good thing coming out of our fantastic performance is that Dildo’s returned to India and I am pretty sure that’s the last we have seen [...]
Our big match today. The team isn’t finalized yet, but we are unleashing a new weapon for Big Mac. You’ll know when u see it. Bhookha Naan has come out with the best strategy of all. We won’t have a batting line up. Anyone should be prepared to walk in at any point in [...]
